Im Full Of Whimsy

I know that Sir Toby is a little bit fruity and some people see him as gay, but I do love him and Maria’s relationship because they were honestly made for each other. Their whole relationship is just “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss” and “manipulate, mansplain, malewife” fused with middle aged sitcom couple. They’re both secretly some of the smartest people in the room who are master manipulaters. They think on oddly similar wavelengths and if Sir Toby actually put his mind to it while sober, they would be equally matched in a battle of wits, neither truly outsmarting the other. When they’re being romantic (and Toby isn’t drunk), they kinda give me Morticia and Gomez Adams vibes.

They’re honestly perfect for each other and I love this slightly evil duo.

i see your enjolras and grantaire as beatrice and benedick and i raise you: enjolras and grantaire as maria and sir toby belch

M*A*S*H /// That's Life - Frank Sinatra

Behold, my magnum opus!!!

Every song played, sung, mentioned, and referenced in M*A*S*H! I worked very hard on this and there were unfortunately 3 or 4 songs that had no options through spotify.

Thankfully, using podcasts I was able to include some of my favorite of the unavailable though! I hope all my fellow mashposters enjoy!

this m*a*s*h unit has everything: crossdressing, mpreg, bisexual doctors/nurses, the horrors of war, alcoholism, a hot priest, the incomprehensible terror of being known, a haunted PA system, Alan Alda

Father mulcahy kind of the character of all time. He’s a priest. He boxes. He’s cute as a button. He’s in with the black market. He’s in with the black market to get goods for orphans. He regularly fleeces his unit playing poker. For the orphans. His sister the Sister plays basketball. He tends bar so people will confess to him. He got drunk to preach about temperance. He says jocularity. Southern Baptist services are too forceful for him. He’s threatened violence on multiple occasions. Lesbians want him

new drag persona Hawkeye Fierce. i sit on stage and weep as a laugh track plays

probably the most Henry coded tweet of all time

the best character of anything ever

hawkeye pierce ⋆ rock the casbah

happy pride month to HIM

fresh batch of mash textposts (ty once more to @castiels-slinky for helping me find textposts for these!!!) <3 hopefully more coming soon

MASH will always be that girl because what other show has an absolutely tragic monologue from a young man who is trying to starve himself to death to atone for the deaths of his friends, given to a man in a homemade Superman costume directly after a scene where another young man gets an eight ball stuck in his mouth

frank burns is such a funny paradox. simultaneously too much of a caricature to continue on the show and also Real Life Guy we have all met.

M*A*S*H | 2.17 - "For Want of A Boot"

this is the most insane youtube thumbnail i’ve ever seen. a real person spent time making this.

I have the full Happy Sad Confused segment for those who didn't want to pay for it:

I think there's some gems in here to dissect.