okay even ignoring that this doesn’t sound like kaine i don’t get why they didn’t just. give him inner monologue boxes? he’s spent the last two issues saying “i have to be real stealthy now!” aloud to himself
1) he would not do this
2) why was this his first thought for how to get information when he’s pretty good at just. intimidating people
3) implying he has the same height and build as ben is canonically inaccurate but also just feels so wrong to me on a visceral level
4) where did he get this tailored suit
5) the page after this shows that ben ALSO has the jackal mask so where did he get this one ??
1) he would not do this
2) why was this his first thought for how to get information when he’s pretty good at just. intimidating people
3) implying he has the same height and build as ben is canonically inaccurate but also just feels so wrong to me on a visceral level
4) where did he get this tailored suit
Rather than vote for a white guy who is practically guaranteed coming back from the dead anyway and already has enjoyed multiple solos over the years, give a little love to my friend Bill Foster, who has been dead since Civil War in the 2000s and hasn't come back since 🙂🙂🙂
He dresses like this, his best friends are Hank Pym and Ben Grimm and once he pretended to be stuck at 25 feet tall so his ex wife would pity him and take him back.
“Who are these women?”
“Lesbians.”
*applause*
my Twoface design 💥
we’ve had enough femme fatales … it’s time at last for the Butch Fatale