Avatar

Criminal Rat

@criminal-rat

🐁Murder is fun🐀
💿 🦬🌀🌈

~Time introduce myself~

Gender: idk ??? I guess the mysterious cryptid in the woods

Pronouns: irelevent

Hobbies: drawing, scrolling, crying, snowboarding, making collages( mainly zines) and being tired

Music: Greenday, Fall Out Boy, Cavetown, The Faint, and lots of singular songs from artists

Books: The Outsiders, The Goldfinch, Percy Jackson and the Olympians as well as all the series after that, Alice Oseman books, and many more

Idk if I’m doing this right

💿🌀💀🪦📚🦕⭐️🌊🎧🧿

Avatar
Reblogged

can’t believe gay marriage in italy is still illegal. in the birthplace of our lord and savior, nico di angelo? insane.

Avatar
awkwardsituationist

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces

this was too cool not to reblog

I don’t care if I have reblogged this already, this is awesome for those “How do I draw someone who looks” questions.

I’m shook because my friend from Hungary looks EXACTLY like the average Hungarian in the pic omfg

Wow. This is so cool!🤩

💌Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome >:p💌

Avatar

I personally believe I’m a bad person but I appreciate that you thought that :)

Avatar
Reblogged

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

I have a birthmark smack dab in between my eyebrows.

I like it when ppl play with my hair :)

I tend to try to mimic different characters voices. (I succeed mostly 😊)

both my elbows are double jointed, i can bend them inward

not tagged but I swallowed a thumbtack whole once and also chugged a jug of water that had sulfur in it.

@et3rnal-dr3am3r @sobeksewerrat and any other moots

i get really really dizzy when i’m like Extremely tired like to the point where i can barely type or stand up properly and sometimes it doesn’t go away when i’m lying/sitting down and it takes falling asleep to get rid of

I tried to eat a plastic moose when I was a smol feeble child (and almost joked doing so)

wasnt tagged but when I was four or three (I think it was three) I ate a sparkler.

if it was a fire cracker I probably would’ve died-

i have a scar on my left knee from when i got thrown off an electric bike on (i think) my 12th birthday

shit was bleeding so fucking bad and I, for some reason, did not shed a SINGLE TEAR /srs

deadass was like "light weight no reaction" to several multiple injuries from being thrown off an electric bike 💔 (injuries include: both of my hands scraped, my ankle skinned, and my knee being practically ripped open with tons of blood and was so bad to the point that i had to hold a wet napkin on it just to SLIGHTLY numb the pain)

anyways tags :P

i also have a scar on my left knee

but i got mine from running in the halls and bumping into someone???

i still dunno what happened and it happened 4 years ago

Tags

Well my scar stories aren’t really niche, most people know about them, like the twin ones on my arms from each of my cats

So I guess some niche lore is when I was young I was at a birthday party and we got gift bags but the little toys I got were boring and my friend got a cool dragon so I stole it that night and I don’t think they ever noticed

I still have it, babies first theft <3 /hj

I also barfed my guts out that night and was never invited back lmao

my nails are so sharp that I once cut my chest with my thumb cuz I fell off a treadmill

i can do the best four (bfb) impression.

my dad crashed an airplane once (he survived) and i am alergic to mosquito bites, making me have multiple blemishes and marks on my skin from scratching the bites and them infecting

I accidently lit my thigh on fire for a half second, my grandfather had a pet crow named Elvis that yelled "FUCK" whenever it saw him, and I have two scars centered on the back of both my hands

A tornado narrowly missed hitting my house and the only damage to our house was outside and in MY ROOM

Oh and I’ve eaten a paper star

Lee says:

Here’s a transitioning starter pack for all my trans folk out there! 

Transfeminine resources:

Presentation:

Medical transitioning:

Other:

Transmasculine resources:

Presentation:

Medical transitioning:

Other:

More resources:

Anyone can reblog, including allies!

Here is a master post from this blog! 

Please reblog to spread it! 

Also if you have more specific questions regarding the above and fitness, @thenonbinraywarrior is a great blog to check out! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.