you’ll be okay

Greetings from the Mithraeum !!

I hate 2 say it but being a part of a “weird” subculture does not meaningfully inoculate you against a conservative moralizing impulse. You gotta unlearn that. Saying “cringe is dead” is not enough, you have to actually be okay with things that discomfort, perplex and/or disgust you.

ashsfhlsskad. bdsm

So many people who claim to care about trans issues will see conservative transphobes rave about "cutting off healthy breast tissue" and "girls mutilating themselves," rage or clown on male pregnancy, constantly share post-op photos of top surgery scars and phallo skin grafts to illicit outrage, transvestigate male celebrities to "prove he's secretly a woman"--and then turn around and declare that the Right forgets that trans men and mascs exist. I'm so tired of it.

had to highlight this reply bc so many people don’t realize that there are a lot of things that conservatives don’t even need to ban us from bc we were not allowed access to those things in the first place, either like literally legally not allowed or are de facto barred access.

this is a really great example because any trans person who’s on testosterone is going to be banned according to the rules and any trans person who hasn’t gone on t is going to be de facto banned because they wouldn’t let a “woman” participate in men’s sports. we are damned if we do damned if we don’t.

I’m sobbing

they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

yeah the bone arm scene is sex yeah the lyctoral process is marrige vows yeah Gideon kissed Harrow on the forehead in the pool etc etc. we as a society need to pay more attention to the cumshot in HtN chapter 4

"blood sprayed promiscuously against your face" "a hot, salty thickness against your lips" "the world rocked" "your meat was left bare and vulnerable" "a hot, shameless gush of it" "your nerves screaming and shaking" like. OKAY

“Your eyes rolled back in your head in an ecstasy of suffering” is one of those clues that necromancers are Not Okay. Their body is so irradiated with Death Energy and so weak that they have the kind of bizarre relationship with pain that some of us with chronic health problems have, but in some ways weirder because to necros their health condition is tied to power both physical and social.

Also,

You have got to be FUCKING kidding me!! Holyshit bro... these motherfuckers are too comfortable with price increases...

ppl are like "the price of games makes sense if you consider how much time and work goes in to them" and i am here to tell you that just like animation, tv, comics, music, every other kind of media, the price tag does not reflect the artist's paycheck. the only wallets getting fatter are at the top, and they are fatter now than they've ever been. support indie and learn to steal or go without

lol

hold on gotta look somehing up

[[ Transmission of image ]]

Three pictures are displayed. The first is a picture with a Magic the Gathering card and a circular piece of wood. The card has a circular piece taken out. The text reads as the following:

The second is a reaction meme with Skipper from the Penguins of Madagascar TV show.

The third is a screenshot showing the value of the Magic the Gathering card from the first picture. At TCGplayer.com the card, a Black Lotus, is shows at the value of $42,000.

[[ end of transmission ]]

After reblogging this post an hour or so ago I wised up and realized there’s no reason to make a game token for a blue flower. To demonstrate the utility of this craft technique, you’d use an orc or an elf or something like that. The first image above has got to be a photoshop. Here’s the original image:

I hope I keep seeing iterations of this post with new additions of “actually that’s photoshopped, THIS is the real image” with an increasing number of wildly expensive Magic cards.

is therapy not working anon?

I’m cocked in for my tumblr shift boss

It’s illegal to bully people with dickslexia so have fun in jail

Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.

tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all