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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

@everyone

PAKISTANI HELPLINES:

Cyber harassment helplines

I truly hope you’re all doing ok

[ID: an image of a hand reaching out with an Oreo edited onto it. The hand is offering the Oreo to you.]

compilation of this type of post

last €780 for hazem’s evacuation fund let’s go let’s go let’s go

Easy easy we can do this in a few days!!! Donate anything you can!

It's €7800, not €780, but still definitely doable!

The best scene in Legend of Korra is the one guy who asks to take a picture of Korra for his “Wall of Avatars” which consists of one photo of Aang.

“Eating rice, China” c1901-1904

Heck yes.

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my life, not my consequences.

Not my circus, not

my monkeys. Not my life, not

my consequences.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

reblog & put an inside joke in the tags

the tags on this post are solid gold

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest

My new favorite hobby is weaponizing my Mom Friend status against my male coworkers, of which there are a surplus because I am A Woman in The Trades. It's hilarious to me. I have been the Mom Friend my entire life and working construction means I've expanded my territory from Mom Friend to Site Mom by virtue of always knowing where things are and also having pain meds and general life advice if you need any. Do you know what happens when you are so aggressively mom-shaped despite not even being 30? All the young guys I work with have subconsciously put me in the mom category of their brains. Do you know what that means? I live and work in the American South. These guys have been raised both socially and culturally to Respect All Mom Figures and I've snuck myself into that classification like a cuckoo in the nest. Like, listen, I can take it and dish it out with the best of them and I'm "one of the guys" 97% of the time, but I have my limits. If they're being dicks to each other and I'm tired of it all I gotta do is look really disapproving and scold them with some classic Mom-isms and it will stop them dead in their tracks. It's a total short circuit of their brains. Not one of these guys has withstood my telling them "manners are free and it costs nothing to be kind." Sometimes I just give them a look and say "Really?" in that tone of voice all moms use when they're completely fed up with you and it makes them straighten up in 10 seconds flat, guaranteed. It's psychological warfare of the highest order. One time I jokingly pulled out a "I'm so disappointed in you" after hearing this barely 18 year old tell some story about being obnoxious in an online game voice chat and it was very obviously a joke but somehow it rattled him so much AT WORK that he later told me he stopped doing it. It's a perfect storm of factors and literally all of them are in my favor. Should I care more about not enforcing gender stereotypes, especially in such a male-dominated field? Probably, but let's be real, the power has completely gone to my head.

I could be on my knees in a second.

Old Maniel getting ready to enter the bedroom

everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose. 

We call out Hannibal for being a freak and getting turned on by the thought that Will wants to kill him but we never call Will out for getting turned on by fantasizing about killing Hannibal

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

Will is not socially inept!!! He's FAR too emotionally intelligent to not understand how social interactions work!!! In fact he is SO emotionally intelligent he has to go to therapy for it!!! What he is is a dick!! He's like a dog used to the streets; he doesn't want your food, he wants you to get the fuck out of his sight so he can lay in the sun and chase critters and sleep the day away!! He hates you on first sight and you have to make him love you!! That's his default mode!! And it is so funny to me when he says "dark" shit in the BAU lab and everyone is horrified, and then he's like, fuck you all, and goes running to Hannibal because Hannibal doesn't do the small-talk social convention bullshit and is able to keep up with Will's intelligence. That's why Will liked him so much in s1. What is common sense to him is unconventional to ordinary folks, and Will is like a dolphin swimming with goldfish. So he goes to his own dolphin (who turns out to be a grand orca), to have someone who's on the same IQ frequency.

Teach me how to be fascinating