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life is too short and love is too long

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Magic Dogwood is an unusual Mexican subspecies of Cornus Florida which is very sought-after for its large leaves and especially for its very unusual welded-together bracts reminiscent of Chinese lanterns.

I took this very nice picture of my adorable boy, Frumpkin, cuddling under the blanket so I'm going to make you all look at him. Because what else is the internet for, if not to look at pictures of cats?

The term and concept of "rent lowering gunshots" has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I've welcomed it there. Something I'm up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you're not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

— homunculus-argument on Tumblr

the human body is so evil for inventing headaches it will throw one at you for anything. ate too little? headache. drank too little? headache. ate not the right things? headache. didnt wear your glasses? headache. took off your glasses for two fucking seconds? headache. bright light? headache. about to get your period? headache. about to get sick? headache. headphones too heavy? headache. ponytail too tight? headache. posture bad? headache. didnt sleep well? headache. slept too much? headache. didnt take your medication? headache. took your medication? headache. took an ibuprofen earlier? headache. didnt take an ibuprofen earlier? headache. RELEASE ME

“Is this…usual? What it is between us, when I touch you, when you…lie with me? Is it always so between a man and a woman?”

“There’s often something like it,” I said, and had to stop and clear my throat. “But no. No, it isn’t— usual. I have no idea why, but no. This is…different.”

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