Bard of the Sword Logic

I AM WAR — I AM LOVE AND I DO NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

Right click -> Open With… -> Diablo IV

some more destiny names i've seen in the past year

+ bonus with the full outfit this time bc i feel its important

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

. that is a serial killer

I love phrases like this where there’s a place name involved and the people from that place want to use it but have to make it about another place to make it make sense. I can’t think of another example off the top of my head but I’ve definitely seen it before

I had a friend over once who had a panic attack bc my living room at the time had these mirror artworks my mom used to be obsessed with making where she’d buy hundreds of tiny palm sized mirrors and cover the walls with them and the girl I was hanging out with was fidgeting and overheating and started crying bc my house had “too many portals” so the energy in here was powerfully charged by what she called “a highway of souls from other realms” so she ran out and collapsed on the lawn exasperated and had to be driven home

what kind of car does Paul Atreides drive

wrong it's the Nissan al Gaib

“Just a Sunny Day”

Oh so when it’s anyone else’s time of the month it’s flowers and ice cream and care and consideration, but when I, John Wear Wolf, am having my time of the month, suddenly it’s pitchforks and torches and flintlock pistols outside my house

You forgot the pineapples.

I fucking hate seattle man. the liberals have built a living superstructure that towers over the city and covers the sky in rain and fog. I'm fuckin moving to the countryside

Look just because YOU can't handle the colossal superstructure that governs the weather and our lives doesn't give you the right to speak poorly of seattle. It's not the superstructure's fault you don't appreciate it's indifferent but seemingly malevolent mechanisms that cause the fog of the weather and the mind. If you want to move out so badly you would've done so by now. If I hear you say "I forgot" like everyone else who says they want to move away I'm gonna blow a gasket.

I forgot that Destiny reddit was an actual in-game location

Hallowed Regolith

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

Happy "Lepen barred from elected office starting immediately" day.

I love this flavour of 90s furry art that can never be duplicated ever again. Like you CAN make art with Lion King characters in action blockbusters but it simply WON'T be the same.