Ask silly questions, get silly answers

if im being totally honest, the biggest reason I wish people on this website had paid more attention in english class and had reading comprehension is so that they would understand when and why jokes are funny. Maybe if y'all understood that a line like "None of these words are in the bible" is only funny because its totally unexpected. Or maybe if y'all understood how to construct jokes for yourself, we wouldn't have so many comments like "OP check your carbon monoxide detector" because you'd ALSO know how to build a joke. but anyways its the weekend so im fine about this. I'm normal about this. im NOT bothered.

anti-target audience.

Alejandro Cartagena captured Mexican workers on their way to job sites in Car Poolers. This is such an amazing and simple photo series. 

Perks of being a momma seal is you have a super soft pillow that follows you everywhere

Whatever. Go My Beatles

Hayao Miyazaki on AI

black spotted tabby with low white spotting, black mackerel tabby with low white spotting

Sometimes we have kids read nonsense words to practice their knowledge of letter sounds and how they interact without them attaching meaning to it. These are some good ones I came across today

This is the torkest take, for real

If I don't see people using the word "Chorkless" I haven't done my job

Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.

This man had the audacity to come back at the end of the day as I was closing up by the fucking way. Ranting and raving about how he had been mistreated and that no one had even bothered to reply to his complaint email all day

Well I had the UNBRIDLED joy of informing him that not only had I seen his email, which was insanely abusive towards me for the crime of being 1 minute late and not putting up with his shit first thing in the morning, but that I was also the manager who he demanded to speak to, and I’d now also had our IT team block his IP address from being able to contact us or order with us ever again.

I should’ve been allowed to castrate the man but this will have to do

Okay this got way more notes than I was expecting so I feel like I should add some important context here. I’m not management. I’m not even middle management I’m just some guy that works here. I don’t have the authority to do any of this I just like lying to customers

Don’t ever tell me that wrestling’s fake ever again

CM PUNK & PAUL HEYMAN WWE SmackDown, March 28th, 2025

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

Rabbits fighting mid-air in Kyushu, Japan, 2024 - by Mora Nakamura, Japanese

Watership Up

Everybunny was kung-fu fighting

nothing can prepare you for what this ask says

this is a lot for me