Reblogged chainmail-butch
The only piece of 20th century US culture that will be preserved under our communist regime will be the Muppets
Reblogged clown-cunt
my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo
me: mama what the hell does that mean
my mom: so muscular
Reblogged nestgoblin
i insert a small DNA sample into IBM's largest and most powerful supercomputer and after doing an utterly incomprehensible amount of calculations it prints out a little piece of ticker tape with a full list of every slur i can reclaim
Reblogged dimhortons
$80 games. fucking eighty USD for a game that, to my knowledge, does not contain any new expensive chips or technology. to make matters worse, you're paying that much money for a cartridge that doesn't even have the game on it. you're paying $80 for a download code on a card that requires you to connect to the internet first in order to play the game you dropped nearly $100 on.
this was always going to be the logical end point of companies trying out $70 games. now they realise people will pay anything and it's definitely going to get worse from here. it's like 90's game prices but there's no special chips or production things that make the price of a cartridge even more expensive. you are paying $80 to ask for permission to play a game you bought lol.
to make it all so much more insulting the boxes are fucking ugly as hell too, looking like a super scuffed "greatest hits" type thing by default with the massive banner on the front taking up nearly 25% of the little box. literally what is the incentive to buy a $500 console and an $80 game with the same cuntless nothing minimal UI and designs as the last one. if there's any fairness left in the world this thing will be cracked wide open year one.
Reblogged feelings-bitches
“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.
Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.
Also no, this isn’t a joke. This phishing scam is 100% running its course again so watch out for your mutuals long abandoned accounts suddenly posting it. Please make everyone aware of it since most users here are newbies who have not seen it before!
Reblogged longlivetv
lets settle this properly
I have a theory
Reblogged loverboy-ash
lets settle this properly
I have a theory
Reblogged that-stone-butch
The queer community needs to declare a state of emergency, especially for trans people.
I realize this post alone is not very meaningful. I don't have the energy nor clarity of mind to elaborate rn. I will.
- No queer gets caught alone. We go out in packs. At minimum, in groups of 2-3.
- No queer gets caught defenseless. We carry a weapon for self-defense at all times. We educate ourselves and our friends on self-defense basics.
- No queer gets caught unaware. If approached or harassed by police, we start filming. We educate ourselves and our friends on how to interact with law enforcement.
- No queer gets left in the cold. We pull people in to strengthen the community network. All discourse and identity policing stops right now.
- No queer goes without a roof, plate, or connection. We pool our community resources. We work to ensure that every queer has a safe place to stay, meal to eat, and ear to listen.
Memorize it.
No queer gets caught alone.
No queer gets caught defenseless.
No queer gets caught unaware.
No queer gets left in the cold.
No queer goes without a roof, plate, or connection.
Live it.
We cannot rely on politicians and legislation to protect us. Government does not give us the right to survive and thrive, and they do not get to take that right from us. There are more of us than them.
Queer people will always exist. They cannot kill us. They have never succeeded, and they never will.
Fascism is nothing but a fragile ideology. May it be crushed and left to rot. It has no right to exist.
You have to love each other more than you hate your oppressors, or you are doing their jobs for them.
Memorize it and fucking live it.
I have never been so angry in my life. This is what we do about it.
When communities strengthen, fascism struggles. We need to jam them up at all points.
Reblogged archibaldtuttle
Reblogged prettyboyprincely
my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?
My mom went through something similar. She needed a knee replacement and her doctor wouldn’t okay it until she lost weight, which was difficult given the whole knee problem preventing her from walking thing. He told her she was too dangerous to operate on and that there were just too many risks.
My mom tried to lose weight in vain for months before she finally gave into my begging her to get a second opinion. The first doctor she saw next scheduled her for surgery the same day she met him. When my mom asked about the risk of operating on her he told her that there was some minor risks for complication and that all she would need to do to alleviate the risk was spend an extra night in the hospital so that they could keep a look out for any complications.
There were zero. There were also zero complications when she had her other knee done, her hip replaced and her gallbladder removed.
Almost like the first doctor was entirely full of shit and just trying to coerce his patient to lose weight by scaring her for fucking nothing, even when she was living day to day in excruciating pain and desperately needed a surgery.
Reblogged archibaldtuttle
i admire your combination of patience and firmness when fielding questions from the peanut gallery, but i do still also find it hilarious when randoms will pop into your askbox at 11am on a tuesday asking you shit like “is existence ontologically prior to essence?” as if you’re about to clear the whole mess up.
I was talking with a colleague the other day, who is an educator, and they were like "wow you've really refined your pedagogy" and I said "imagine trying to explain 14th century religious hermeneutics to a theater of 80,000 Philomena Cunks who hate you and are racist. Talking to actual experts feels like taking off the Rock Lee leg weights."
did they get the rock lee reference
Yeah teachers know about Naruto now
Reblogged clown-cunt
Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers
this is my aesthetic:
Tips if u wanna start a tumblr blog:
- Have an email
- Make a tumblr account with said email
- Be annoying on main
Reblogged prettyboyprincely
April Fool’s Day is in a few days, and I just wanted to make this clear. This blog is safe, and I can promise you no screamers, nothing emotionally abusive, no fake posts, and nothing to intentionally trigger dissociation. You are safe here.
Reblogged lee-lee-is-here
Here’s dril’s candles on a graph for reference.
Reblogged ahagia-sophia
Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.
The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:
sunrise, parabellum
Sorry but I can't allow this to remain just in the tags