Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

look at my distinguished and handsome son 

He’s literally

:3c

I gave him some cheetos

He loves them

It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button

Uhh…the 1st episode ever of Subnautica is a decade old?????

Well there’s something I didn’t need to know…

He has dry food, wet food, and wet water. From this we can deduce that what he wants is dry water. I shall get my top scientists on it at once

shapeshift!

Know your history friends

For those who don’t know

So, funny story

Back when I was a teen, figuring my shit out, I saw folks wearing the bandanas and just… liked the aesthetic? Uncomprehendingly? Thought it was a neat look.

Anyway I start wearing these things and in retrospect that was when I started making a bunch of friends who were Theater Kids and D&D nerds.

(that game used to have… connotations. At least in my community. I really got a good chuckle out of it becoming such a normalized thing. Anyway)

I had an assortment of colors! I wore it every day! For 2 years! Before a Queer Elder pulled me aside and was like “do you even know what you’re doing?” I cannot imagine the look on my face.

In retrospect it explains a lot. I’ve always had a weirdly high percentage of queer friends, and it puzzled me back then, but flying the fucking flags myself the whole damn time probably had a bit to do with it.

Turned out I was Queer, in the end. Just not the variety I was advertising. I can only imagine the confusion I caused. Oops.

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

THIS SUMMERS GONNA BE SO COOL

star trek: the next generation + wisdom

we need to get more normal about nonsexual nudity i think

so glad nobody is being stupid and obtuse as fuck on this post. that would be really annoying if i had to see a bunch of people trying their best to miss the very simple premise of this post

If you're a writer you're supposed to write a lot of bullshit. It's part of the gig. You have to write a lot of absolute garbage in order to get to the good bits. Every once in a while you'll be like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time writing bullshit," but that's dumb. That's exactly the same as an Olympic runner being like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time running all those practice laps"

Just a few more hours