Pinned
[hello, this is a blog posting and reblogging all things Jeff the land shark, with reactions from Jeff himself!
asks and anons are on if you would like to talk and keep Jeff company!
- this post was NOT brought to you by Jeff the land shark as he will only say mrrr. though translations to english will be made on his ask replies]
@jeff-the-landshark wanted for vandalism and attempted murder on Dr. Bruce Banner.
mrrrrr 😠😤
[Jeff says his anger was justified. Hulk killed him first 😠😤]
Jeff, beloved little guy, would you maybe tell us more about your family of other landsharks? Do you have parents who love you? Siblings? Cousins?
mrrrr, mrrr, mrrrr 🩵
[Jeff says he does not know what happened to his landshark family, but he considers sharks to be his cousins under the sea, and multiple heroes have taken him in as true family 🩵]
Jeff hold this
It's the same size as Godzilla
mrrrr
[Jeff says he is not sure why he has to hold it but okay]
To scare @shark-soup-anon with the big strainer.
(don't ask me why I got it)
I think the strainer makes a lovely hat!
mrrrrr?
Just like that! You gotta protect that prized shark fin for my soup, of course!
