Jeff hold this

It's the same size as Godzilla

mrrrr

[Jeff says he is not sure why he has to hold it but okay]

Jeff hold this

It's the same size as Godzilla

mrrrr

[Jeff says he is not sure why he has to hold it but okay]

what is the average lifespan for land sharks? thinking of getting one of my own <3

mrrrr (mrrr). mrrrrr

[Jeff says he plans to live at least 500 years (to outdo the Greenland shark). He also says that land sharks should not be owned]

Sorry to hear about your soup anon problems. Should I bring out the dumpster to throw them all away?

mrrrr 🗑️

[Jeff thinks we need something bigger]

Hey Jeff, have you seen my pizza? Someone took my pizza away.

...mrrr. mrrrr! mrr?

[Jeff has no comment. Actually, he says he has not seen anything ever and he was asleep! maybe it was soup anon?]

Jeff! How do you feel about the new Jeff series that was also announced?

mrrrrr!!! mrrrrr 😔

[Jeff is very excited!!! He hopes the new artist still keeps him cute 😔]

Let's ignore shark-soup-anon forever!

mrrrrr. mrrr.

[Jeff says no. He will not be satisfied until he gets his revenge.]

I have a question, what if everyone got turned into landsharks like you? What would be your reaction? (It's because that question was in my head for a loooong time and I had to do it)

mrrrr^. mrrrr, mrrr

[Jeff says that image above would be his reaction. He would enjoy it, but he worries there would not be enough food for 8 billion land sharks to share]

Hey Jeff you know that @shark-soup-anon is STILL trying to make a land shark soup plus he gonna use me as a side for a soup...

Please help me

I'll give you a treat

mrrrrrr 'mrr'. mrrrr 😡

[Jeff says this is a message for @shark-soup-anon. Jeff will defend his friends so watch out 😡 He's going to come and knock you out of your bowl 😡]

Jeff, if you could only eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

mrrrr 😓 mrrrr?

[Jeff says that is an impossible question to answer 😓 who would ever be mean enough to stop Jeff eating all the food he loves?]

Hey Jeff, merry late Christmas to you oh and btw I making sure that @shark-soup-anon would never turn you into a soup because you are very cute that I just wanna hug you anyway I'll go check if that soup guy is coming also mrrr mrrr mrrr 😍 [this is my first time doing land shark language and it's beautiful 😍]

mrrrrr! mrrrr 😔 mrrrr 🩵

[Jeff apologies for his absence but merry late christmas to you too!! he also says that soup anon is unfortunately unstoppable and has been his mortal enemy throughout time 😔 he also said your land shark is very good for a first timer though! 🩵]

Most wise Jeffrey the Land Shark, what is your message today?

I will protect @jeff-the-landshark from you turning him into S O U P because you'll have to go though ME!

NOTHING and NO ONE will get in between me and a bowl of @jeff-the-landshark soup!

I'm sure a side of @memphasis10 will go great alongside my shark soup.

would u like to form a jeff soup alliance with me? 🤭

Of course! Anyone who wants to join me in my quest for Jeff soup is an automatic friend of mine.