Midnight Antics

mods show him the truth of the universe for a single moment then return him to a state of mind incapable of comprehending it

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

Brilliant and radiant. A shining gem. Now valued at $32768!

ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me

slay ten of those for my ancient tarnished coin

Dude, Poison Rat venom glands sell for half a gold each. You need two, maybe three if you harvest them particularly poorly, to get that worth.

Which is besides the fact that ancient tarnished coin is a defunct currency. Valuable only as a collector's item.

This guy's a scammer.

slay this guy for my ancient tarnished coin

‘playing a bard in bg3 is so cool and fun like you’-

*a bard in combat*

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

due to popular demand, i have included the target ball

This happen to Thraggs friend Urc once.

through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift

Muralla de las Santas Prohibiciones / Wall of the Holy Prohibitions