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After much consideration I think I'm gonna delete the Tumblr app so I stop wasting time on here. If you need to get in touch with me I'm whitehorses8 on discord. I've got like a years worth of queue left so I'll still be posting.
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these tags are mystifying me... what kind of screwdriver drama is happening...
bad
i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house
is this the episode where he lost his house
I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years
Buses are very tolerant of humans and not skittish at all. Trains are much less tolerant and they get scared easily ... Trains hate when their way of life /schedule is disturbed. Even a small deviation will be very stressful for a train. While buses are used to it. They have to deal with cars every day so their tolerance is very high. Buses are like large herbivores. You can't push them over or make them do something they don't like. You may train it but they still go their own way most of the time. Very independent. While a train doesn't know what to do when it sees a plastic bag on the tracks
Fantasy Is A Metaphor For The Human Condition, a comic about magic, and art, and speculative fiction, and being sick, and how they all intersect. Originally laid out/pencilled November-December 2017, when I was in a very difficult place emotionally as I was relearning how to draw post-brain injury.
See more of my Brain Injury Comix at this link & in Dirty Diamonds #9: Being
I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world
How
-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high
it’s not a blunt it’s a sharp
you light this and it shatters and explodes like a prince ruperts drop
sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.
Bovine figure of the day: Royal Crown Derby Friesian Cow Paperweight
While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”
And then I Remembered.
That it's no longer on poob?
Bovine figure of the day: Royal Crown Derby Friesian Cow Paperweight
Seals are just catfish in the other direction
You’ve heard of catfish now get ready for: fishdog
Well, you see,
reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
Fantasy drugs are shockingly easy to make in your own house, being a fan of both the Elder Scrolls and Warhammer I'd like to give you all some tips for how best to enjoy two of my personal favorites. Skooma: Skooma is extremely easy to make require only a 1Kg bag of sugar and some Nightshade flowers (With stems attached preferably). Dissolve all of the sugar into hot water and then you'll want to pour it into a jug that filled with your Nightshade (Amount of nightshade depends on preference, if you're unable to acquire Nightshade you can instead use a plant like Mandrake or Datura). My personal opinion would be to mix in the juice from only one Nightshade berry and to avoid placing the berries in your mixture in their entirety to avoid killing your death in a surprise game of berry roulette. After the mixture has chilled for a day you may enjoy as you see fit preferably only drinking small amounts every day to delay eventual death to your newfound addiction. Warpstone Dust: Grind up uranium glass in the blender, sniff-huff that shit. Cast fireballs with enhanced effect, and enjoy all 5 minutes of a Skaven's lifespan.
the beauty of skyrim's unmarked locations is that you can stroll up to like, a bear cave and after you kill the bear you just like find a corpse called like, bjorn bear-exploder and you loot him and you find an unique weapon like. the bear exploder sword that has a 10% chance of exploding bears and is completely dick useless. and then you just move on with your life.