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stranded at the intersection of dyke and dork

@jenjen4280

A Day in the Life of a Couple of Old Dykes - no terfs or transphobes

In the mid-80s the kids on my street had cheap banana boards and we skated around the neighborhood. Nothing fancy - no tricks, no ramps (except that one time and it scared the hell out of me), just cruising. No helmets or pads.

For a couple of years I’ve been toying with the idea of getting a cruiser.

Finally did it. So glad I did. It’s kind of terrifying because I don’t want to get hurt (yes, I know falls are inevitable), it’s challenging me to push beyond my comfort zone and I’m really enjoying it.

TLDR: Don’t be afraid to try something new. Set realistic expectations and enjoy the journey. You’re never too old!

brock-obama:
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I have been meaning to reblog this FOREVER. One, I love that .gif, because it is somewhat hypnotic and unsettling. Two, the commentary is GOLDEN. 

I want this as my screensaver for work. I wonder if that can be done. 

The Hot Wife and I laughed hysterically at this.

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there are two kinds of cat dislike. The first is by people who don't understand consent and don't understand personal space and don't like having to change their own behavior even a little bit to make anyone else more comfortable, and honestly huge red flag there's nothing you can really do for those people except don't date them and probably don't be friends with them either.

BUT

the other kind of cat dislike is the "my dad hated cats until i got him a kitten" kind of cat dislike, and the funniest thing about this kind of person is that cats actually get along really well with them... because that kind of person usually acts like a cat.

and that's what usually wins the person over too. Because that person can be like "hey fine we can snuggle or whatever, okay this is actually kind of nice, OW FUCK YOU THEN GET OFF ME I HATE YOU" and to the cat this is a perfectly natural feline interaction.

a dog will usually be like "oh no, figuring out what has gone wrong or continuing this argument is now the most important thing in my day" You ever try to get a dog to leave you alone after they've done something like accidentally kick you in the face, or on purpose punch you in the stomach with both front legs? They turn in to one of those people who you ask to give you some alone time and they spend the next hour on the "are you mad at me" treadmill. Unless it's a husky or something, and then they're more like "ha ha, i'm not touching you i'm not touching you" about it.

Either way "get off me and leave me alone" is all about them.

But a cat? You're suddenly over cuddle time and need to be alone? you seem upset for no reason? normal shit, i'll check back later.

With a cat you can be snuggling and then jump up irritably and walk away and the cat will be like "hey! whatever. I'm gonna go do my own thing then". Try that with a dog? lol no. They need to know what's bothering you now, it is more important than ever that they be in your face

of course these are generalizations and there will be cats and dogs who react somewhere on the range of different to opposite to this, but. I've seen a few people who "don't like cats" wind up with a cat in their home, and it's hilarious how their similarities are what wins them over.

Because, like, you know who else doesn't like you at first and takes a long time to work out a personal relationship before being willing to be friends? you know who else is often totally over dealing with cat bullshit? cats.

So they just take it in stride, and in fact often wind up better friends with "i don't like cats" people than they do with people who want to be friends with them right away. And the person often winds up appreciating the cats willingness to understand "i don't like you right now, check back later"... with the end result being: besties for life

Totally nailed the issue of consent. Also if your cat or dog doesn’t like someone- really doesn’t like them, whereas they’re okay with other people: that’s a red flag too.

Pamela Anderson choosing to wear no makeup (not “natural” makeup, not a “no-makeup makeup” look, but actually no makeup on her skin) to events and letting her wrinkles and age spots be clearly visible is actually groundbreaking and anyone who paints it as not a big deal, or worse, as somehow an attack on some other group, is a moron

It’s especially meaningful that she’s doing it because she was SO sexualised and SO disrespected for it when she was young. This is a very clear condemnation of the objectification of female celebrities, by a female celebrity with extensive personal experience of that objectification, and anyone who feels uncomfortable about it deserves to be uncomfortable. Let that discomfort motivate y’all to stop defending the indefensible demands that women are singled out for.

Some examples of Pamela Anderson wearing no makeup— SAG Awards this year, Pandora ad, and something else I don’t know

And should I add that in the looks where she's had no makeup, she's obviously so happy and it makes her absolutely RADIANT. Her happiness just shines out and it makes her look SO BEAUTIFUL.

STUNNING!

Two of my fave looks from this awards season!

Huh. I actually think she’s hotter now than when she was younger. Her younger look was kind of generic, she’s got a lot of character now and it’s sexy as hell. But I’m probably as old or older than she is.

When your genocidal warmongering colonialist imperialistic buff butch milf wolf mom wants you to join your home country’s military industrial complex but you’re too busy being artdeco steampunk fenty beauty mogul diplomat goddess with a buff latino-adjacent boytoy who has a situationship with a sad eastern European 90’s heroin-chic machine messiah Czech hunter twink boyfriend

You’d think this is too many adjectives, but naw, it’s perfect.

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