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If tumblr dies for real where do you think people will migrate to?
i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out
wizard babies be on their orb watching cocomerlin
lucy talking about chosen family for the guardian [x]
actually that's such a funny concept. in 20 years karlie kloss, desperately trying to grasp back any relevance, releases a memoir about idk how it feels to be the most spineless person in the world and whatever freaky trump secrets she knows. and in a footnote on page 217 she's like "btw kaylor was real"
yes i'm playing the long game. no way gaylorism is confirmed this decade
You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
- Bitching and moaning
- Hater-ology
- Doing a goofy little bit about it
- Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
- Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
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Under the "has cleared its orbital neighborhood" and "fuses hydrogen into helium" definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.
does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
not to be all i told you so about ancestry tests but 23 and me went bankrupt and can now legally sell human genetic information to the highest bidder, as per their privacy policy which was signed by approx. 15 million test takers
im still mind blown that people really readily submitted their dna so they could be classed by ethnicity on paper permanently. like yeah theres no way this could go badly huh
I'm normal in a lot of ways (enjoy bread, etc)
actually yeah, this is not the place for it, but i wanna know
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Because you’re an amazing person, Rae. MY MAD FAT DIARY | S01E06