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It's Gonna Be Okay, Baby

@jenkinsknope / jenkinsknope.tumblr.com

Ayo, late 20s, they/them. Just a bunch of stuff

i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out

actually that's such a funny concept. in 20 years karlie kloss, desperately trying to grasp back any relevance, releases a memoir about idk how it feels to be the most spineless person in the world and whatever freaky trump secrets she knows. and in a footnote on page 217 she's like "btw kaylor was real"

yes i'm playing the long game. no way gaylorism is confirmed this decade

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

  1. Bitching and moaning
  2. Hater-ology
  3. Doing a goofy little bit about it
  4. Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
  5. Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

not to be all i told you so about ancestry tests but 23 and me went bankrupt and can now legally sell human genetic information to the highest bidder, as per their privacy policy which was signed by approx. 15 million test takers

im still mind blown that people really readily submitted their dna so they could be classed by ethnicity on paper permanently. like yeah theres no way this could go badly huh

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