i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

the mad max franchise really has human nature down to a T because literally day two of the apocalypse I'd be wearing my fetish gear in public 24/7 and insisting that people call me Dementus

Every rose has its thone

just say lol and move on 

www.guy-for-whom-the-bell-tolls.com/careers

Visceral is EASILY top ten words that feel good as fuck to place precisely into your essay one glorious time

i just threw up... from LOVE i just peed blood... from HOPE

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

via @5qui99l3

Did you have cream and/or twirl today?

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

Repurposed Vintage Knitting Needles transformed into bangles by @emergingthevictor

are they... you know... *plays a beautiful and complex melody on an imaginary piano*