The prettiest femmes always have an obsession with one of them

when my mutuals call me by my name I start wagging my tail at 120mpreg

I meant mph.. miles per hour..

voted physicists’ favorite porn doll three years running

no i want the alliteration physicists’ favorite fuckdoll

Most awkwardly cluelessly self aware, clever and so dumb, you're like a knot of reality tied in on itself, theoretical physicists would do filthy things to calculate the curves and distortions needed to make that work.

trying to max out the friendship meter by sending you two pictures of my pussy a week but i fuck up and accidentally scroll one too far in camera roll and select a picture of your most hated fruit and watch the meter lose half a heart in real time

should be riding some dorks thigh while they tell me how pretty I am as they grope me

following crazy perverts on tumblr has actually been immeasurably good for my self image

what's the middle ground between subbing and domming when ur a soft dom and the sub is teasing you so much that you get flustered and blushing but still ultimately dom the fuck out of them. because that's what i face all the time

I’m lying i actually need super emotional sex where somebody fucks me slow and tells me how special i am lol

I don't have mommy issues

I have mommy solutions actually

nobody ever talks about how you can spread a butch's thighs and hold its hole open with your thumbs while you talk about it in third person like a show dog

So tired of seeing "cow" girls that are literally just comically huge tits and hips with no tummy and a waist so small I'm surprised her spine ain't snapping

Just fucking draw a fat person, or are we really that gross?

HERE TO FUCKING SAY THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I KEEP SEEING SKINNY COW GIRLS AGAIN

Someone PLEASE draw an actual fat body for a cow girl

puppys sickk.. buy him a treat? or a gift? theres rewardssss <3

rb to kiss my clit

rb to smack it I'm in a mood

brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married