2/3 soaps

[ID: A post on Bluesky from "tbskyen" that reads: "the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen". End ID]

Rob as Mickey Barnes in Mickey 17 🤭

[ID: Two gifs of Mickey Barnes and Nasha Barridge (her legs and hands, at least) from Mickey 17. First gif shows Mickey smiling at Nasha, looking up at her from where he's knelt at her side. His hands are resting on her thigh, and she reaches down to ruffle his hair affectionately. Second gif shows Mickey, (nude) lying between Nasha's (also nude) propped up legs. Mickey, eyes closed, kisses her inner left thigh, then her right. He opens his eyes and looks at Nasha as she reaches out to grasp Mickey's hair and guide his head down between her legs. End ID].

I’m going to explode

[ID: A colored digital sketch of Mickey Barnes and Nasha Barridge from Mickey 17. They're both in profile, visible from the waist up. Mickey is holding up Nasha's hand to kiss it as she smiles at him, both of them are looking at each other adoringly. End ID].

the only thing ive taken away from mickey 17 is that not only would i have sex with my clone even if he was evil, but that i actually NEED to have sex with my evil clone in order to reconcile with the parts of myself i see as separate to me and reach the highest point of self actualization. also capitalism bad

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

no one's doing somnophillia anymore

because of woke

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

twisting and bitturning

[ID: Art showing the progression of a bittern (American bittern?) bird extending its neck. The light tan-feathered bird with a white neck, black stripes down its throat, has a narrow yellow beak, round yellow eyes, and yellow feet. The first of three images shows the bittern in borb form, neck compressed down to be almost non-existent and body looking rounded, both eyes visible as the bird looks straight at the viewer. In the second image, the bird has straightened up, neck in profile and extending upward to approximately the length of the body, doubling its height. In the third image, the bird's neck has continued to lengthen, looping down, around, and back through, like a sea serpent's coils. The neck has extended to about 8 times the length in the second image, but the head, in profile at the end of the neck, is only a little higher than in the second image. /end ID]

i hate seeing people drink the openai/chatgpt koolaid 😭😭😭 genuinely feels like watching someone get seduced by scientology or qanon or something. like girl help it's not intelligent it's Big Autocomplete it's crunching numbers it's not understanding things i fuckign promise you. like ohhh my god the marketing hype fuckign GOT you

If we’re being honest, most of us study our favourite character less like an entomologist studies a bug and more like an astronomer studies a distant star: drawing complicated inferences from extremely limited data, then getting tetchy about it when somebody else draws incompatible but equally well-supported inferences from the same data because it’s the fucking principle of the thing.

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

honestly i am such a sucker for machines being cared for. like? please be gentle. i am not like you. this is my body, please be careful. i do not think like you. i do not work like you, or breathe like you. please be kind. please act kindly. you have me in your hands so please, please show mercy. i was made for a purpose, but that purpose was never intimacy. please show me what this is

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

i Don’t have any fetishes im just creative

i just love to think and imagine

cat girls... they don’t stay girls forever, you know?

[image description: an illustration of a smiling old woman with cat ears and a tail. end description.]