i have so many regrets

That sign in the background! The shirt!

From here

You're watching House MD because you heard it had toxic old man yaoi. I'm watching House MD because I have chronic leg pain and self destructive tendencies... also the old man yaoi

yes yes and yes

Wilson was BRICKED UP here

Shaved house makes Wilson FERAL

OKAY TIME TO GO FERAL.

why did NO one tell me about this picture

and for fucks sake look at robert in his glasses i am so unwell right now

A PERSON WHO HAS WATCHED BIRTHMARKS AT LEAST 15 TIMES NOW CAN TELL YOU THATS FROM HOUSE'S DAD'S FUNERAL

edit: im crazy asf about birthmarks so you should know this is the everyday normal for me

House drugged that coffee btw

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

Cannot stress how funny this is to me

i’m gonna think about this clip every day for the rest of my life. the manhandling. the way house closes his eyes when wilson shoves him. the way he looks up at him. the way he says “i can feel myself repressing all kinds of icky things” while LOOKING UP AT WILSON LIKE THAT. a lot of choices were made here. this show isn’t real.

yall think the cashiers in the hospital cafeteria ever gave up on asking hilson “together or separate”

funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

The funniest part about the House MD Fandom is that I've never seen a single incorrect take. Somehow every single ridiculous thing people have to say about House MD is 100% correct. Those ridiculous posts about House finding toothpicks in people's assholes? Actually happened in an episode. Some guy had bacterial vaginosis in his mouth. House himself actively says homophobic things constantly - just to piss people off, not even because it's what he actually believes - but will come home drunk and sleep in Wilson's bed and Wilson just LETS HIM DO THAT?? Nothing House says should be taken seriously unless he's giving you a diagnoses because the only person he's advocating for besides the patient is The Devil. Cuddy only wears thongs. There's a bi disaster doctor in a wheelchair at one point. 13 is just there being hot and bi for seasons. Chase is just there being hot and saying "naur". Foreman is there wishing he could punch House in the face and Chase actually DOES it at some point. Cameron makes out with House in order to drug him. NO ONE in this show is okay and they're all committing medical malpractice constantly in front of an international audience

out-of-the-closet gregory house would be such an unbridled nightmare. try telling him what to do? that's homophobic. that's a hate crime. he would employ the most twisted queer infighting rhetoric to be the most insufferable person possible. "actually homo sapiens is offensive, we prefer 'differently sexual'". if he got fired for malpractice he would sue for discrimination. he would make new employees guess his sexuality and if they didn't figure it out in a week he would fire them. and everyone would be too distracted by house's theatrics no one would notice wilson. they'd go to him and be like "I'm not homophobic but house is being kind of bizarre and aggressive about it" and wilson would be like "oh really" and they would say "how do you deal with it, being the straight guy best friend of someone who behaves like this" and wilson would be unable to break it to them that after a long day of wilson doing his job and house harassing every person in the hospital they go home and have horrible old man sex in their shared apartment and then lie awake laughing at how completely fucking clueless the new interns are

NO ACTUALLY bc the way he like copes with and reframes the ways he suffers/is discriminated against is through insufferable humor like that's literally just his characterization

has this been done already

the face wilson makes when he's actually right and he comes home to house cooking Italian food and folding his fucking laundry like a 1950s housewife on lethal doses of valium

wait a fucking second no one told me that james had a different office in season one like

look at the number of doors house walked past to get to his office

sooooooo this is NOT the connected offices office

its some other one in the middle of nowhere

and i had to figure this out cos i noticed a diffence in the damm metallic name board on his door.

(its ep 01x18 for anyone who wants to watch)

house annoyed cuddy into moving his boy best friend in right next door.

i love this idea so much.

but tbh it would make so much sense for that to happen pre cannon cos no way it took house 8 ish years to get cuddy to give them connecting offices lolll

His best boy friend uwu --i mean, his boy best friend yep

i think this is the best show in the world