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@mutuals I have changed my header for the first time since like 2016 and i am dead serious
watch this space if things get more stupid
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hear me out…
“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen
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Do you know how badly you have to fuck up for this to happen
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The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)
The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.
Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.
*broadly defined
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"You must be Star Guardian, Guardian of the Stars." *cues Vine flashbacks*
Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to Be a Magical Girl by @kianamaiart
Absolutely loved the pilot and was gobsmacked when that kid dropped an F-bomb in the canteen.
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pearlmarley
this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
I’ve never reblogged something so fast
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I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat
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anyone wanna come with me and eat the people who made this UI
Our UI has not updated yet
And we are scared for when it does
I think these people would have an awful lotta fun down in Boston Harbor
Is it because they are made of tea? (silly)
Well kind of, but that's just the place where bad things go to rot, you know, hon?
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I'm glad other people refer to uncooked cheese as "raw". I grew up really severely lactose intolerant in the 90s in a tiny town in the UK. Weirdly, lactose made me throw up, which apparently was so unheard of that when 3 year old me started spontaneously throwing up, it got me a hospital stay, including extracting spinal fluid with a huge needle to check for meningitis. (Tmi but apparently poor little 3 year old me screamed so much from it I... explosively pooped across the examination table.)
There was one health food shop that offered soya cheese in two forms: "cheddar" block and what I call "flappy cheese". Neither of these were particularly desirable without being heated, and since it didn't really cook into things, so for the first like 15 years of my life I only really had cheese as something cautiously eaten on toast. The introduction of lactofree cheese expanded my options of flavours to "cheddar", "mature cheddar" and the ominously vague "cheese". The cheese aisle was for a long time a strange and confusing land of expensive emetics, and I genuinely could not comprehend how there could be that much variety of hard milk?
The day my nearest supermarket suddenly had a range of over 20 different types of milk free cheeses, I stood at it and cried like a pilgrim stood before religious icon.
I've now also mostly grown out of my lactose intolerance (occassionally take a lactase tablet) but I am still struggling to get the idea of just. Cutting off some cheese and eating it? Or spreading it on things?? And different flavours and shapes??? It's so wild to me. My partner loves cheese and she gently introduces me to new cheeses, explains what the flavours are or the textures and what it goes nice with and she's very patient with me but I'm still finding my way.
This story was such a journey and I’m having a hard day but damn if I didn’t laugh that you explosively shit yourself even if the circumstances were horrifying.
Welcome to the world of cheese. Consider at some point, fondue, which is the nicest way to eat cheese in my opinion.
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i wanna talk about this shot
if forum signatures still existed this would be mine
unmovable-javeline
microrover
teslaswife
God fucking damn it
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Not For Puppies
This is one of those works of art that sticks with you forever. My partner and I first saw this comic years ago and quote the “okay, but like…” in our dogs’ voice several times a week.
I do love that every dog owner who has ever seen this just immediately goes “using that forever”
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omg........Pangur got up in the middle of the night to vomit, which freaked me out, so I've been babying her all day (carrying her around, hand feeding her, etc). and she's been acting accordingly helpless and uwu-ing. anyways, I just found the vomit and it's a hairball. she's fine.
the drama of the beast
I do not feel like drawing with effort or nicely so apologies! lol.
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no one asked but I’m telling you anyway
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it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd 'absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility' thing
yeah my to-do list is empty. what do you mean "what about those five items?" those are just part of the ui obviously
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Help I procrastinated ringbarking this stupid thing for too long and now I'm emotionally attached to its struggle for survival
Why can't you keep it? (I assume you have a very good reason for not keeping it, and I'm just curious)
Mostly because I don't want it to grow new fuckoff huge branches that it'll threaten to drop onto my house every winter. Also I want to build a garden and chicken coop extension here so I'd rather not have another complicated limb removal situation in ten years with buildings in the way.
"Too close to house" is fair, especially when there's other habitat around; it's not like you're cutting down the last big tree and you seem like someone who'd make a balanced decision about that.
The area has plenty of big trees. See those two over the neighbour's fence?
I also have just an entire wall of them three trees deep down the back of my yard. Just a lil forest back there. Most of the houses on my street do, and because we each have a couple of fruit trees it's a food and habitat corridor back there where every fucking bird in the state has decided to live. Just a big long strip of Bird Paradise.
It's probably fine.