Nobody likes you because youre a Closed minded hater and not an Open minded hater like the rest of us

my viziers have informed me that when you tease someone on purpose because you think their reactions are cute, most people consider that a thing called “flirting”

if one more person pisses me the fuck off at work i'm gonna start drawing fat fetish shit on the registers i no longer give a fuck

i did this and literally did get in trouble and they still made me come in today

Look I'm not saying your fursonas and animal-girls need to be strictly based on the reality of the real-world animals, but if you design a "cow girl" and she's thin, you have fundamentally misunderstood what cows are.

youre only disagreeing with me because I'm wrong 🙄

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

the thing about roleplayers is that so many of them struggle with the most literal definition of skill issues and think its because other people are stupid

im sorry but if you cant write more than 75 words without it being "purple prose" that is straight up a skill issue. that is literally a skill issue. that is the actual definition of skill issue.

me and my bus have a real ‘will they won’t they’ energy

fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]

monogamy isn't actually all bad. I mean, without monogamy we wouldn't have cheating, which is objectively pretty hot

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults