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@jumpingjaverts / jumpingjaverts.tumblr.com

geography/earth science major 🤪
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thesillyguyy asked:

How's your grandma doing? :]

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hi guys! Doing my annual tumblr check in and all of my messages are about how my grandma is doing. She’s great! I’ve had lots of requests asking her to make an account, I promise yall she wouldn’t keep up with it. My fav comment on the post was “and then everyone on the bus CLAPPED” lol sorry your grandma isn’t funny and that tumblr is all I talked about in 2015 when I made this post. I’ll remind her how loved she is by hundreds of thousands of people next time I see her. Love you guys!

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Hi! time for my yearly (ish? maybe two years this time?) check in with yall! since the last time I got on here I got married to the love of my life (remember when I was like 12 shitposting here lolol)

it's been 9 months to the day since I got hitched and damn time passes! MIGHT be time to update my pfp I've had since I was 14 literally wearing a sharknado shirt

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Anonymous asked:

your post about your grandma being tumblr famous has made its way onto youtube. pm seymours video titled Regular Jeff and also the newest binge compilation which is just his recent videos all smushed into one. your grandmas youtube famous now

Bless this

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Anonymous asked:

YOUR POST ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA WAS IN A PM SEMOUR VIDEO

LMAO I’m totally gonna show my grandma she will be thrilled

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Anonymous asked:

i- i’m sorry, but like,, we’re you the person with the cannibal babysitter?

yes i made the post, no I didn’t have a cannibal babysitter. I pulled that shit out of my ass when I was 12 because I was watching hannibal lmao I didn’t think anyone would take it seriousl and then people took it Very seriously

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Anonymous asked:

Haven't you eaten enough

I can't tell if this is thoughtful or threatening but I vibe with it

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Anonymous asked:

Hi I saw a post of yours on Instagram and I wanna know, did you figure out what was wrong with you in 2013?

I was 14 we were all weird, but I was particularly poisoned by being deep deep into tumblr and being wildly into harry potter/ superwholock

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Anonymous asked:

Aren't you the "kill my kid if they don't like my fandoms" person?

yep! every time this goes viral some of my IRL friends send me screenshots from insta meme pages to remind me I said that a decade ago

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Anonymous asked:

How old were you when you posted the outlaw joke? People usually don’t stay on tumblr 7 years I’m impressed. This isn’t a judgment I’m just suprised lol

just had to research to remember this but I was almost 15. I don't really use social media much anymore at all but I'm 22 now lmaoo. I love yall tho

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Anonymous asked:

How’s your grama doing?

she's doing great!! she still loves that her dumb joke she stole from someone went viral and now she makes edibles and gets mad when I call her walter white

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Anonymous asked:

In high school we had to watch this digital footprint thing like every year and then write a paragraph about a time that we/a friend had something online that blew up in our faces, but I always phoned it in and just wrote about the cannibal babysitter post lmao (just graduated college in July btw 🤪)

I am so glad to hear this. Genuinely made me LOL

And now that we're all grown just please everyone understand that the post was straight up made up. I literally just failed to make an edgy joke bc I wrote it at 3am past my bedtime when I was literally 13. I'm glad I provided so much entertainment though LMAO

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its been almost a decade since I was popular on here but lo and behold, I talked about it at work and someone remembered me. my popularity transcends space and time

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