♡ Hat ♡

why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

am i the problem

op are you a hobbit

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

Girl, you made me giggle. How can I ever repay you?

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

do you ache? have you ached? will you ache? when will you ache?

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

game developers you are banished to wii hardware limits until you learn your lesson

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes