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this is how i envision the dialogue in severance having never watched it and only seeing peoples incomprehensible posts about it

Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

Had to

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

Anthropomorphic sculptures made of mud and algae, Homo Algus is a creation of Sophie Prestigiacomo.

Dude this line read is so good

I've watched this literally 20 times and I can't understand a single word this guy is saying

getting a note on a super old post

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Tomorrow is March 28th

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 

BONUS: 

reblog for good luck!! 

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

fucking GET you

that’s how it is… on this bitch of an earth.

hey we wanna re-think this at all or

The crotch of the pants too.