Adwhoreable

hey (with the intention of swallowing u to the balls)

cant even hornypost about falin touden bc im just gonna get dozens of people responding with marcille speech bubble image edits

Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

back in my day we just typed orz to make a little stick figure man doing that (or we would type or2 to give him a dumptruck). And we LIKED it that way!

Taking notes 📝

Switch 2 looks crazy

need you bouncing on it for our mental health

Typical void sound 🖤😅

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town

why not

Why not

Why not

kiss me tenderly on the lips about it then bro

omg hii !!! hi you're home!!! (jerks you off to completion)

Meh

(puts the cum back in you) get out .

Mutuals get an all access pass to my body

I will be attending a Pump & Dump Event at the Home Depot off Highway 42, Tuesday 1st, at 6:25PM.

straight men’s comments on nsfw content of women who are on-site content creators and will absolutely see their comments but wish they hadn’t: Woaho Hi Gorgest. Daddys coming👅😜

gay men’s comments on generic unsourced porn of dehydrated men who will never ever see them: (paragraph 2 of 6) But Seth had something else in mind. His big, veiny cock always got in the way at soccer practice. And his bully roommate never failed to notice. Sweatily, he

the best part about chilling in darkshire is the murder mystery RPs

are u following me because i'm funny or because u want me to gag on ur cock