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99% of teens would stomp on this man without hesitation. Like and reblog this if youโre the 1% who would get up and dance with him!
Reblogged dandelionmoss
Hereโs a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.
Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with โDown with Cisโ shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out whatโs happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.
Reblogged dozeysheep
What's up dude you got some time? What are you up to? I saw the status update about your new soundcloud and I gotta say music rots your brain bro gets the chemicals all unnatural back in the cave man days no one cried because there was no music or girlfriends and you would eat mammoth every day because theyre so big you cant miss with your spear and cry about it and when they invented music like singing and drumkits people started missing mammoths and getting girlfriends and writing poetry so you gotta go back to your natural state man I only bathe using bottled water necause thats stuffs from glaciers except one time I had to use Fiji and it messed up my hair texture for 4 days and I had to use tree sap to get the right stickiness back. But yeah ever since I stopped listening to music my brain chems have mellowed out and I have a very low tolerance for bird song but I really like wolf howling and cow moos since theyre just so classic you know but i cant really drink cow milk since I'm lactose intolerant after I got a minor surgery and the antibiotics destroyed my gut flora so i ate plain yogurt for half a year every day but back in the cave man days they didnt have yogurt or milk usually I think so its for the best and besides if they didnt like birds noises theyd just eat the birds, sort of like old school tiny pretzel bags you know?. But yeah music will Kill you dude at most I'll do tame impala but thats because my mom would play that at me in the womb so its sort of a primordial emotion and not really music especially on vinyl but I haven't owned a record player the last few months since I sold it to buy another pair of japanese denim jeans with that antibacterial indigo dye, recently ive only been wearing denim since I dont have to wash it since the smell of laundry detergent kinda gets me in a trance state like I swear there are like those funguses growing in some of my clothes but I think I got used to them and its kind of cute thinking that I'm warming them up but its too early to be a dad or a pet owner like thats more responsibility than anyone can handle so if the fungus dies off I'll try not to let it bother me. But don't mess with music man I swear try listening to some songs backwards you'll know what I mean, none of it will make sense
Reblogged dandelionmoss
the number one thing I'm doing is saying something slightly wrong and then looking up the correct thing on Wikipedia
Reblogged dozeysheep
i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason
Reblogged paper-mario-wiki
for april fools weโre deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
Reblogged smokyproggrock
Anonymous asked:
Tell us more about ur crush! ^.^
Iโm so shyโฆ maybe 1 fact. My crush is born on the planet of forests.
Reblogged tackysapphic
Reblogged dosrg
well folks, it happened. my dick fell clean off of my mons pubis and into da donation plate. when i tried to discreetly slip it back into my pocket, a small bird swooped by and swiftly collected it in its beak. while the camera was following close behind him, the seasons change but he remains in the center of the shot.
Reblogged smokyproggrock
Me and my mutuals
Reblogged antlerpunk
here it is!! the first 15 pages of my book 'bring me the head of susan lomond' (^: down the road ill release more pages & behind the scenes stuff, but for now i hope you like the little sneak peek
available now through the silver sprocket website, u can also purchase a pdf version
Reblogged paper-mario-wiki
god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]