^ if this was borne of a human woman I would be like "damn that's fucked up" but I wouldn't be like "that's impossible. Thst couldn't happen"

Companion article:

EDIT - Lmao there's text on the hero image. If they weren't overlapping, the title would plainly read:

The Distribution of Users’ Computer Skills: Worse Than You Think

TL;DR version: You are in the top 1% of computer skill.

its crazy how hyraxes can only awawa and scream

hey hold on squiggy the hyrax shut up for a second. has antonin scalia always been in this image

nobody flings things any more. You don't see people hucking things sidelong into the fucking bushes

monarchist who thinks he should be the king

the king

admitting I like tomboyish women and twinky men feels basically like telling people im an MCU fan

the gen Xer who made this must have felt so beast

in Japan, an English word like "seed" is considered cool. whereas here, we don't consider it a cool word at all. we consider words like "shard" and "acqueduct" to be cool words.

if down with cis bus happened to me id obviously be fine because i could best them easily but i would do it entirely through redirection and agility because im an ally

I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲

hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

Your wha\ | | | | | | | \_

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.