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Salvete, I'm KaLcium! You can call me Kal tho. He/him/his Agender bi acespec woman lover, but thats all besides the point.

Certified Animated Media Enjoyer™ who loves to yap yap yap. I like to shitpost on fandom stuff, occasionally engage in meaningful concersation, and whatever the fuck else goes on in my brain. I'm a digital artist, my art account is @kalciumdraws and i mainly do fanart. I'll occasionally put some art and writing on this account too, though. Oh yea, im an amateur author, almost forgot to say.

I mainly post Arcane, School Bus graveyard, Bungou Stray Dogs, and House of the Dragon, but I am a true multifandom bitch and will just start yapping about whatever.

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Every time I see this quote I realize how poor even very smart people are at looking at the long game and at assessing these things in context.

One of my favourite illustrations of this was in a First Aid class. The instructor was a working paramedic. He asked, “Who here knows the stats on CPR? What percentage of people are saved by CPR outside a hospital?”

I happen to know but I’m trying not to be a TOTAL know it all in this class so I wait. And people guess 50% and he says, “Lower,” and 20% and so forth and eventually I sort of half put up my hand and I guess I had The Face because he eventually looked at me and said, “You know, don’t you.”

“My mom’s a doc,” I said. He gave me a “so say it” gesture and I said, “Four to ten percent depending on your sources.”

Everyone else looked surprised and horrified.

And the paramedic said, “We’re gonna talk a bit about some details of those figures* but first I want to talk about just this: when do you do CPR?”

The class dutifully replies: when someone is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse.

“What do we call someone who is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse?”

The class tries to figure out what the trick question is so I jump over the long pause and say, “A corpse.”

“Right,” says the paramedic. “Someone who isn’t breathing and has no heartbeat is dead. So what I’m telling you is that with this technique you have a 4-10% chance of raising the dead.”

So no, artists did not stop the Vietnam War from happening with the sheer Power of Art. The forces driving that military intervention were huge, had generations of momentum and are actually pretty damn complicated.

But if you think the mass rejection of the war was as meaningless as a soufflé - well.

Try sitting here for ten seconds and imagining where we’d be if the entire intellectual and artistic drive of the culture had been FOR the war. If everyone thought it was a GREAT IDEA.

What the whole world would look like.

Four-to-ten percent means that ninety to ninety-six percent of the time - more than nine times out of ten - CPR will do nothing, but that one time you’ll be in the company of someone worshipped as an incarnate god.

If you think the artists and performers attacking and showing up people like Donald Trump is meaningless try imagining a version of the world wherein they weren’t there.

(*if you’re curious: those stats count EVERY reported case of CPR, while the effectiveness of it is extremely time-related. With those who have had continuous CPR from the SECOND they went down, the number is actually above 80%. It drops hugely every 30 seconds from then on. When you count ALL cases you count cases where the person has already been down several minutes but a bystander still starts CPR, which affects the stats)

That Vonnegut quote brings this particular moment to mind:

Yes, it’s just a pie. Yes, the pie itself doesn’t do much direct damage in the grand scheme of things. But the pie is resistance, and resistance inspires resistance. Resistance inspires survival. Throwing pies sometimes starts a movement. Throwing pies sometimes saves lives.

And of course, we haven’t spoken about the inherent morality of throwing pies at oppressors in a world where oppressors have outlawed pie throwing. At the very least, pie throwing is a reminder to the oppressors that no matter how much money they have, no matter how much power they have, there are still some people, some moments they can’t control.

I’d rather go out throwing pies than just rolling over and accepting that pie throwing isn’t going to solve anything. Yeah, the pie throwing doesn’t immediately solve the problem, but it doesn’t have to because it’s just a starting point. So throw the damn pie.

So throw the damn pie

Satire will never save the republic because it takes a lot of people to turn the ship around. But yhe best way to convince ppl that their efforts are worth it, that they can do something small that will add up to something large, is to bring up their spirits. We are not alone. Art changes hearts.

If AMC really cared about interview with the vampire they would make the marketing SO meta. Make an official Vampire Lestat Instagram account and post like he’s doing promo for a tour. Have random influencers engage with it. Have Eric Bogosian do press engagements fully as Daniel Molloy talking about his book. Post YouTube videos of fake influencers with vampire conspiracy theories ABOUT Daniel. Do tiktoks of ghost tour guides taking folks through the New Orleans house.

Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

THEY DO!!! I’VE SEEN IT!!! Those motherfuckers run across those trees head down with no spacial awareness and get so startled and bewildered when they bump into eachother. It’s hilarious

One of my favorite scientific anecdotes is about how, for many years, academics assumed that Bats, given their propensity for issuing en masse from cave mouths at twilight, surely must be agile and graceful flyers, in order to avoid collision

Then we invented good cameras, and much to the naturalists surprise and delight, it turns out that Bats are clumsy doofuses that crash into each other all the time, and it’s just a part of growing up Bat to learn how to not let a little midair collision take you out.

Absolutely delightful planet! Many fine beasts!

Our beloved Berk gang was inspired by "RUN" — BTS :)

I finally finishid this work yaaaaayyyy I'm really excited with the resault

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Ihope you are well my friends and in good health🫶🌹

I am Yousef from Gaza. I am speaking to you with a very heavy heart for what happened to me and my family. The occupation completely destroyed my home, which I built over twenty years. It destroyed it in a second! My home, which was once a safe haven, is now just rubble. I no longer have a roof to protect me and my family from the harsh winter cold or the scorching summer heat. Every day is a challenge without proper shelter, electricity, or the most basic needs for safety. My source of livelihood has been destroyed and we have nothing left to live on. We have unfortunately become nothing. I hope that you will contribute with us to rebuild our home, and with you we will rise again. My friends, thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who contributes to our rise again. To every soul who has mercy and humanity, every donation, no matter how small, is greatly appreciated by us. May God bless you and reward you with all good.

Yousef🇵🇸

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