the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

Scandinavians when outdoor string lights were invented

Scandinavian trees from October to March:

Before this we would mostly just set things on fire to keep our spirits up

Scandinavians before outdoor string lights were invented:

Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.

normal fruit gummies: pretty good, nothing remarkable

multivitamin fruit gummies that you can only eat a few of per day or risk overdosing, for some fucking reason:

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

I LOV MURDER MYSTERY ON TRAIN

I love GHOST SHIP

I LOVE WHEN LIGHTHOUSE KEEPERS GO MAD AND DISAPPEAR

HAUNTED CAVE

Whwen there’s a secret treasure in the mansion

Secret staircase that can only be accessed if you solve a puzzle!!!!!

Secret staircase that

can only be accessed if

you solve a puzzle!!!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

do my mutuals want to go for a walk

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

Self-fulfilling prophecy

Oh no

Help

Here’s a picture of a blue poison dart frog.

WHY!?

Okay, lots of folks asking “INSTAGRAM DOES THAT!?”

And yes, it does:

Nice.

Kaeru the frog from Poco’s Udon World

Pain.

With the power of spite we can get this post to 200k specifically like OP wanted.

ok.

done

I just want to give OP a picture of a frog.

Look. Look, the snails are like a colonial wig. Frog dress-up.

Whenever I see a tumblr medical advice post go around I wonder how you guys managed to invent left wing ivermectin

Do you guys remember when tumblr learned about that one study that found that amphetamine-based ADHD medication didn't get fully absorbed if you took vitamin C supplements within an hour of taking your meds because they interacted in your stomach, and this website went around banging pots and pans together screaming that if you're mentally ill at all that eating an orange would kill you

Four of Swords. Art by Jesse Lonergan, from The Unveiled Tarot.

why are time loops always only like 1 day long?

the real horror is a months or years long time loop. no speedrunning your torture here. you have to sit with the consequences of your actions for a loooong time before the release of knowing the consequences and actions have been erased.

but oh, all the actions and consequences are gone. those relationships you built? empty. you can never build them again without the constant guilt of knowing that it's not as real the second, third, thirtieth time when you already know all their secrets and they none of yours.

but you can't hide. you can't isolate yourself because what if this is the time the loop breaks and then what? years gone by of missed chances with people who have changed you a thousand times and now circumstances have changed. you can never build back what was washed away by your own inaction. they'll never be able to meet you like they did the first time if you don't choose to meet them the first time every time

Official Time Loop Post

You can never have the same child twice. How many loops does it take a grieving time traveller to accept that.