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Halloween-obsessed, horror-watching, aspiring prop builder and writer, who doesn't have a theme, is in deep love with @eldebo and her critters, is prone to outbursts (NSFW), and the odd photo. she/her/bi/pan. Nazis and other mistakes of nature stay away. Chris Gugliotti at Who's the What Now? Did my amazing avatar. He rocks socks!

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I DO NOT SUFFER TERFS.

I just found out my sister-in-law is a terf and has been treating her trans son like shit.

My levels of furious and devastation is disgusting.

If you are a terf, you best do yourself a favor and go the fuck away from my blog. I never EVER subscribed to your stupidity, even before my nephew came out. You are vile creatures who deserve to be beaten senseless because you are dividing up our community for your own gains. YOU HAVE BECOME THE VILLAINS YOU USED TO FIGHT AGAINST.

Fuck you. I hope you have the worst life possible, and I will not even reconsider or pity you. My 70 year old mother can learn, so can you. You just choose not to, and I absolutely don't suffer willful ignorance.

โ€œSome years ago, I was stuck on a crosstown bus in New York City during rush hour. Traffic was barely moving. The bus was filled with cold, tired people who were deeply irritatedโ€”with one another; with the rainy, sleety weather; with the world itself. Two men barked at each other about a shove that might or might not have been intentional. A pregnant woman got on, and nobody offered her a seat. Rage was in the air; no mercy would be found here.

But as the bus approached Seventh Avenue, the driver got on the intercom. โ€œFolks,โ€ he said, โ€œI know youโ€™ve had a rough day and youโ€™re frustrated. I canโ€™t do anything about the weather or traffic, but hereโ€™s what I can do. As each one of you gets off the bus, I will reach out my hand to you. As you walk by, drop your troubles into the palm of my hand, okay? Donโ€™t take your problems home to your families tonightโ€”just leave โ€˜em with me. My route goes right by the Hudson River, and when I drive by there later, Iโ€™ll open the window and throw your troubles in the water. Sound good?โ€

It was as if a spell had lifted. Everyone burst out laughing. Faces gleamed with surprised delight. People whoโ€™d been pretending for the past hour not to notice each otherโ€™s existence were suddenly grinning at each other like, is this guy serious?

Oh, he was serious.

At the next stopโ€”just as promisedโ€”the driver reached out his hand, palm up, and waited. One by one, all the exiting commuters placed their hand just above his and mimed the gesture of dropping something into his palm. Some people laughed as they did this, some teared upโ€”but everyone did it. The driver repeated the same lovely ritual at the next stop, too. And the next. All the way to the river.

We live in a hard world, my friends. Sometimes itโ€™s extra difficult to be a human being. Sometimes you have a bad day. Sometimes you have a bad day that lasts for several years. You struggle and fail. You lose jobs, money, friends, faith, and love. You witness horrible events unfolding in the news, and you become fearful and withdrawn. There are times when everything seems cloaked in darkness. You long for the light but donโ€™t know where to find it.

But what if you are the light? What if youโ€™re the very agent of illumination that a dark situation begs for?

Thatโ€™s what this bus driver taught meโ€”that anyone can be the light, at any moment. This guy wasnโ€™t some big power player. He wasnโ€™t a spiritual leader. He wasnโ€™t some media-savvy โ€œinfluencer.โ€ He was a bus driverโ€”one of societyโ€™s most invisible workers. But he possessed real power, and he used it beautifully for our benefit.

When life feels especially grim, or when I feel particularly powerless in the face of the worldโ€™s troubles, I think of this man and ask myself, What can I do, right now, to be the light? Of course, I canโ€™t personally end all wars, or solve global warming, or transform vexing people into entirely different creatures. I definitely canโ€™t control traffic. But I do have some influence on everyone I brush up against, even if we never speak or learn each otherโ€™s name. How we behave matters because within human society everything is contagiousโ€”sadness and anger, yes, but also patience and generosity. Which means we all have more influence than we realize.

No matter who you are, or where you are, or how mundane or tough your situation may seem, I believe you can illuminate your world. In fact, I believe this is the only way the world will ever be illuminatedโ€”one bright act of grace at a time, all the way to the river.โ€œ

โ€“Elizabeth Gilbert

I think itโ€™s time this got another airing.

The flip side of โ€œcleanse diets donโ€™t do anythingโ€ is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because thereโ€™s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.

This is an excellent point and Iโ€™d imagine thereโ€™s a lot of quack diets that continue circulating and getting press based on this exact principle.

Absolutely โ€“ a great many diets of the โ€œstop eating everything except these three foodsโ€ variety are 100% trading on the fact that theyโ€™re practically guaranteed to generate some positive testimonials by virtue of coincidentally cutting somebodyโ€™s undiagnosed food allergy out of their diet.

how i'm handling my students using AI to write papers:

-don't accuse them on using AI from the get-go and instead ask them to informally define all the huge words that they used in their essay which i know they don't know the meaning of

-ask to see their original file where they "wrote" the essay. go to version history to see if it was just copy and pasted and then just edited a bit. i keep an eye out for the shit like "certainly! here's an essay about...."

-if they own up to it, they can re-do the assignment for a higher grade even if there will be an automatic penalty. if they don't, i process it like plagiarism and get my supervisor involved.

And this is much better than the immediate accusations. Some students have a good vocabulary. Stop accusing them of faking their essays without proof, and this is a good way to check.

Fellow students please stop using AI, go back to promising not to kill the school nerd if they do all your homework or something.

When you're sobbing

How do you explain to your friends

You've lived through this before

You warned and they said you were being too silly

You saw it before and when you warned they said

it's not the same

And now...

...you cry and your friends wonder why

and now they say we feel you...

how the fuck do I bring us out of this

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS CAN BE HIDING FROM YOUR AGE BUT MY 90 YEAR OLD ASS WILL BE ROCKING OUT AND CAUSING ALL KINDS OF MAYHEM.

You can fight it or you can fucking be the terror you always wanted to be. Choose.

Republicans: we can just have Elon Musk go to Wisconsin and give everyone money. He'll give them a million dollars. It's all legal as long as we hold power forever and can stop anyone from doing anything to stop us. All of Wisconsin is bribed, nothing can go wrong now

The invincible Susan Crawford:

You know those polls when they say "what would you do for a million dollars?" apparently in Wisconsin voting repugnican isn't one of them.

Please tell me some of those "million dollar winners" took the money and voted for her anyway. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Because I fucking would have. I would've demanded the money go in my bank before the polls opened, voted for her, then fucking ran.

Man-child thinks money can buy everything.

They are finding out even down here in the deepest South their money ain't as impressive as it used to be anymore.

I literally despise April Fools Day.

Oh, it was funny when I was a kid, because as a kid my pranks were relatively harmless.

But, full on adults will pull the most awful, terrifying, traumatizing "pranks" and then get mad when you rightfully stop speaking to them instead of laughing because "April Fools".

This is not a new thing for me. I've hated it for a long time.

I am okay if it's like a shopping page offering bizarre items or Google Maps when it went pixel or other similar things. But, people seriously do expect you to just giggle and forget when they plan the most hurtful shit and then get all upset when you are rightfully pissed and refuse to speak to them later.

Weirdly enough, I've never had anything That Bad happen to me before, but I've had it happen to friends, and it's not even remotely funny on any level.

I don't know the history of the holiday, but if you take it farther than harmless pranks and silly jokes and it actually causes someone emotional or physical harm, you're a dick and no one likes you.

Take your Boomer pranks somewhere else. You're out-dated and out-classed. Fuck off.

On April 1st, 1974, a man hauled 70 tires up to the mouth of a dormant volcano in Alaska and set them alight. Seeing the smoke, the residents were afraid that the volcano was about to erupt and called the police. When they investigated, "APRIL FOOL" was spray-painted next to the tires

what a dick

Yeah, it's a dick move, but thank the gods he didn't do it on like April 1, 1980.

Because, you know, when I was but a wee one, on March 18, 1980 Mount St. Helens literally exploded "with an energy equivalent to 1500 Hiroshima bombs." (Go look up the Robert Landsburg photos if you really want to be haunted. He used his body to protect the equipment as he was buried in the ash.)

Imagine that happening and some dick pulling this stunt a couple weeks later...

I would've personally grown up hoping someone hunted him down and killed him and displayed his parts as a warning. I remember very little of that time, but I remember enough to be have been afraid after watching the footage with my parents...

This is why I hate April Fools. There are mild jokes harmless jokes, and then there are people who think it means being the most demented fucks they can be and somehow the holiday means they are exempt from having their extremities pulled off and fed to them for being absolute dickweeds.

People who pull stunts like this deserve to be served with medieval levels of justice because they always feel like they are somehow harmless when the rest of the world sees them for the wastes of molecules they actually are.

HOW ABOUT YOU GREAT REPLACE THESE NUTS, LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

I love how they say "liberals will maintain their narrow majority" when even down here in the deepest South, the repugs own constituents are turning on them because they are fucking furious about this nazi shit.

Oh, no, my loves, y'all wanna spin that shit, but it ain't just liberals who're pissed now...

We about to enemy of my enemy your asses...

Go Girls Go! | First Dyke March in Washington DC, 1993

I attended Pride in 1995 in Atlanta and "Dykes on Bikes" was marching directly behind "Dykes With Tykes". This immediately created a huge stir among my group of onlookers! Because we all wanted them to join forces as "Dykes On Bikes With Tykes On Trikes".

These two groups were followed by Digital Queers--"We're here, we're queer, we have EMAIL!"

I doubt there was a single person at that march who hadn't been called a homophobic slur--and that includes our straight allies! But we defanged those words. We changed what they meant to us, because even gay or lesbian is a slur when someone screams it in your face.

This. This is solidarity in shared reclamation. "they can't say it"

They're SAYING IT TOGETHER as part of a UNIFIED FRONT. Rather than letting others tear them into disparate little bickering subgroups.

When we take it back, as they said above, it defangs them. We make it ours so they can't use it against us Stop the damn discourse and unite! More than ever we need to be united!

I...I don't fucking believe it!

In my state, voters came out and said HELL NO to 4, count them FOUR, bullshit constitutional amendments that our asshole governor and senate were trying to pass. Three were huge violations of rights to people here AND IN OTHER STATES, and one would've given our politicians leave to fucking spend our taxes however they fucking please, which usually means putting it in their pockets or funding more violations of rights. (It's what they do here.)

And, I don't mean a close call here. I'm talking A 2/3 MAJORITY OF VOTERS SAID "FUCK YOU." This is a highly conservative state, y'all, full of bigots and other wastes of molecules who are happy to fuck over anyone they consider "undesirable". And, two of the amendments would've been BAD. Like, send a message to other states that that it's okay to be this level of fascists BAD. I'm in literal shock they were defeated. HAPPY, but fucking shocked!

They're going to gerrymander us to hell AGAIN so we won't have a repeat of that, I promise you, but damn, about time people here started paying attention to these special elections!

The only things that passed today was "yes, please, spend the taxes we pay on infrastructure, thank you."

Gods, I needed good news like this.

I've definitely noticed a trend in media where the hero will beat up or kill a bunch of mooks, but then they'll let the big bad boss just walk away to prove that they don't stoop to the same level.

I'm not saying that creatives are consciously stating that it's okay to kill working class people but the bosses have to be left alive.

I am saying that some authors express an unconscious bias in their art.

faceless mooks are people too!

The evil person in whatever narrative is trying to murder innocent people in an extreme power grab/for a sense of control/because they want to and have lackeys who are willingly helping, and the hero is trying to stop them knowing full well a person like that cannot be reasoned with.

IT DOES NOT MAKE THE HERO WHO HAS TO RESORT TO KILLING THE EVIL BASTARD JUST AS BAD AS THE FUCKER TRYING TO MURDER PEOPLE FOR NO FUCKING REASON OR BIGOTRY OR WHATEVER. FUCKING HELL.

There is a place for pacifism and sometimes, it can just sit down and shut the help up.

This is how you get people trying to discourse with nazis and those fuckers can NOT be fucking reasoned with in any way, shape, or form. They are out to murder you and your own no matter how much you think you're safe. Fucking remember that.

TFW you're a small Canadian business and the country 90% of your customers live in just made exporting to them way harder ๐Ÿ™ƒ so you have to change your tactics up a bit

I sell stick-and-stitch embroidery patterns that are extremely easy to follow. They're taken from medieval and 16th century embroidery, or designed by me. They can mend patches in your jeans, decorate your clothes, or help you build a new costume. Then when you're done, just wash the pattern away!

Thank you so much, everyone! We got 10 sales over the weekend, which feels amazing. I'll be hard at work packing and shipping them tomorrow. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Today we shipped TWENTY-ONE orders!

That's the second-highest day ever. And five more orders have already come in overnight! Thank you so much, Tumblr.

For my USAians, it's a good time to pick up one of Lis' embroidery patterns, now before this trump economic nonsense gets even worse

Can confirm the embroidery patterns are extremely easy to follow. I highly recommend the Kaiju attacks your clothes border, it was really fun to do.

*grabby raccoon hands*

*shares with followers so they can also have grabby raccoon hands*

To my fellow USians, Community doesn't just exist within our borders, folks. Help support small businesses online, too! in countries affected by the Billionaire Bullshit. Our government is painfully awful, but we don't have to be!

It pisses off nationalist assholes, keeps someone's lights on, AND we get awesome embroidery! Wins all around!

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