Shounen Girl Apologist

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

i will never, and i mean this, Ever buy a video game for 80 american dollars. this is a core part of my being. i will not be moved from this position

"ooh ahhh inflation" i wasn't paying full price then either; i learned about emulators and indie games like 20 years ago. Never Pay More Than [adjust this quote for inflation] For A Computer Game

yall ever just uhhh think about tsunade

So many Americans seem to think that there is no society, and morality is literal magic. Like, people don't make choices based on a complex interlocking web of desires and institutions and material conditions. The world is good guys and bad guys. Deviance is a literal magical poison that disrupts the fabric of reality. If enough young women dye their hair blue, the crops will fail.

What suburbanism will do to you after enough time dog

Literally atomized to the point of duotheism. "wokeness" isn't a social phenomena, it's a synthetic evil god invented deep state actors that want custody of your kids.

Why wouldn't I go back ten years into your history and like your cute photos? Are they not meant to be seen? Do you not like them?

i think everyone not on queer tumblr spaces is insane and dangerous. we should form an organization of some kind under a strong and charismatic leader who can protect us from the outsiders

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

if you've been following me since i was 14 you need to tell me where you live bc i am contractually obligated to kill you or die trying

Holy fucking shit Biden dead enders were the dumbest fucking people alive.

hey i've been asleep for the past year and a half did we push him left yet

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

Bibliography

what more can i say

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

let’s all just start naruto posting again

stop trying to make him fuck! he should be tormenting himself alone in a cave and spiraling into madness! no satisfaction, only the yearning for desires incapable of being filled!

the whole fandom used to look like this

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