just spells out pain

sorry that wasn't very lights camera bitch smile of me

dont let my unintelligibility distract from my message

Im at work and nobody knows that im painting Doris from Shrek in Pre-Raphaelite style on my ipad.

In case anyone thought I was lying, here is the proof!

My reference was Hanging the Mistletoe by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Its hard to match with their skill but that lady reminded me of Doris very much)

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

awesome girl with a REALLY lame crush. my favorite

I’m literally on thr verge of tears

SEBASTIAN STAN as JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES ↳ CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011), dir. JOE JOHNSTON

I want #clones to stomp on me.

Variants of Taylor Swift's "The Man" look (2024)

I deman you to do it ?

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

why is it so comforting to know that even in 40/50s lesbians will always have the most unhinged lesbian drama

tags @transezual

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

me leaving the walmart with a shoplifted pool noodle up my ass