The Milk Man's on his way.

me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

File that under "posts you just don't see elsewhere"

can't get over this dream I had about a seemingly normal make some noise prompt

took me like 10 mins after waking up to think

why the fuck did Lou have a horse

yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

Lord if this works

chikorita gets clowned on a lot for its shit stats and a movepool i would be hard-pressed to describe as "extant" but designwise it's really evocative. it begs the kind of questions that make pokemon so magical: what IF a lima bean was a small dog. what IF instead of a head it had like. a weird nub. with an anime face on it. what if it could throw a fistful of razors across the room

never, ever, ever let the the stress of this bitch of an earth and its torment nexus stop you from making time for yaoi

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

Are you guys ok you’re all reblogging this post a lot

My favorite thing about tumblr is that for ten years now periodically it will trend that the site was is shutting down but it never actually happens and people say their goodbyes and post their insta but when it really happens i will be happy like good will hunting when matt damon doesnt answer the door at the end because he finally left the house to get laid and one day we will all be free like matt damon is my point

would you?

Older people have made up the bulk of many protests for ages now, since they have the free time to participate, but every single time people act shocked and go "whoa, the BOOMERS have woken up?" bc internet memes convinced them everyone older than 55 was a monolith of conservatism. Something that was never ever the case

Young people are all perfect radicals. Old people are all conservatives who hate everything and everyone. Now to look at the 2024 polling data and