doodles

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

Transcendent comedy

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

Transcendent comedy

“I’m at you BM crib throwin M&M’s at yo kid head full speed”

“thinking about that time i got really mad at a parent who was being a bitch to me when i was a camp counselor, so i taught her daughter how to tie her shoes. try getting that bonding experience back bitch.”

this post contains:

4 clowns!

6 mimes!

APRIL FOOL'S BONUS

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show af ter she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

Transcendent comedy

“I’m at you BM crib throwin M&M’s at yo kid head full speed”

“thinking about that time i got really mad at a parent who was being a bitch to me when i was a camp counselor, so i taught her daughter how to tie her shoes. try getting that bonding experience back bitch.”

this post contains:

3 fools!

0 buffoons :o(

“I’m at you BM

crib throwin M&M’s at

yo kid head full speed”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i should give my sona big glasses with spirals on them

mint if she wasnt fucking around

let's fucking go

Me when someone offhandedly mentions my special interest or something that relates to it

Me when anyone mentions anything about brushing and flossing.

BRUSH AND FLOSS YOUR TEETH. PLEASE.

Estradiol grenade

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

hey op guess what

oh nevermind you’re died

The Dark Game Awards. We have categories

~ Most obvious DLC that shouldn't have been DLC

~ Most layoffs after game succeeded

~ Most crunchtimed game development

~ Shortest Game to Remaster of Game cycle

Because he's the head of the Diagnostics team

Doodle comm from @thiccdragon of Bea out in town

Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken:

[ID: A photo of a dog standing in a center of several rainbow circles, like halos. /End ID].

PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

other powerpoints ive made

My UID: E345207387