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It's not just to have a "do over" that doesn't involve the original cast, it's to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.

If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That's just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.

There's people in the notes saying they're going to watch it anyway, and you know, I understand how you can start feeling so burned out and numb from the world that it may feel too hard to avoid things that will give you a little immediate relief in some way in order to avoid the long-term impact of funding these things.

But. If you can't bring yourself to avoid watching it, you better at least fucking pirate it.

FYI, Rowling posted this today. She is actively queerphobic, do not support this project in anyway.

I know that this was a foundational thing for so many people. I was one of them. Without Harry Potter, I probably wouldn't be the person I am today.

If you're thinking about watching this anyway because you feel all that nostalgia: It's time to grow up. It's time to move on.

Don't even hate watch it. Make it fail.

It is the easiest thing ever to simply not do anything.

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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

learning new things about the german rail system today

learning a lot about how to get railed today

It sounds like the Deutsche Bahn is on ssris.

ns orgasme: de sex is geannuleerd want er lag een blaadje in het bed

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

i wisely turned off the notes on this when it was at 700 but oh my god stop telling me what you "just" use it for in the notes shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I AM NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST, I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS.

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Archaeologist problems: can't heckle a guy to give you his full citation data when he's been dead for 14 years.

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

this is my aesthetic:

Listening and learning

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I’m convinced that most people who don’t like honeydew have never had ripe honeydew

I must explain to my American followers. Follow me on this thought experiment.

Read these questions. You do not need to answer, just read them.

  1. Who is the current head of government of Ethiopia?
  2. Are they a king, queen, president, prime minister, dictator, or tsar?
  3. Are they generally liked or generally disliked by their people? Why?
  4. Are they seen as conventionally attractive?
  5. What was their most recent scandal?
  6. What’s a weird outfit they’ve worn while in office?
  7. What are their interior design preferences?
  8. Has anyone tried to assassinate them? How many times?
  9. What’s their favourite food?
  10. Does Ethiopia have a national anthem?
  11. What are the top 3 most iconic symbols of Ethiopia?
  12. What’s the most prevalent religion in Ethiopia?
  13. What are 5 Ethiopian TV series?
  14. What languages are spoken in Ethiopia?
  15. What are 5 Ethiopian celebrities?
  16. Can you draw the Ethiopian flag?
  17. What are 5 rights or privileges granted to citizens of Ethiopia?
  18. What structure do Ethiopian school systems follow?
  19. What are 5 Ethiopian foods?
  20. What are 5 Ethiopian exports?
  21. What countries are allied with Ethiopia?
  22. What is one topic in Ethiopia that you are more educated on than in America?
  23. What are 3 Ethiopian stereotypes?
  24. Does Ethiopia have States, Provinces, or neither?
  25. Where is Ethiopia’s government capital?
  26. What currency is used in Ethiopia?
  27. What animal is the Ethiopian symbol? Do they have one?
  28. What is Ethiopia’s ethnic majority?
  29. Who was their first government leader of Ethiopia? What is an interesting fact about them?
  30. Who has Ethiopia gone to war against? Why?
  31. Can you name 3 wars Ethiopia was involved in?
  32. Can you name 3 Ethiopian women famous for their beauty?
  33. What is the current Ethiopian political climate?
  34. What areas of Ethiopia are considered rural or urban?
  35. Can you name 3 major Ethiopian landmarks?
  36. Can you name 3 Ethiopian amusement parks?
  37. Can you name 3 Ethiopian national parks?
  38. Can a civilian openly carry a gun in Ethiopia?
  39. At what age can a person begin drinking Alcohol in Ethiopia?
  40. What is the age of consent in Ethiopia?
  41. Can you name 3 infamous Ethiopian criminals?
  42. Can you name 3 Ethiopian comedians?
  43. What was the most recent major natural disaster to hit Ethiopia?
  44. Is Ethiopian culture as a whole generally considered more conservative or more progressive than your own?
  45. Roughly how much money goes into the Ethiopian military budget? Millions or billions?
  46. What are the staple crops in Ethiopia?
  47. What is something that was invented in Ethiopia?
  48. Who are 3 famous Ethiopian businessmen?
  49. What are 5 wildly popular Ethiopian musicians?
  50. What was one viral fashion trend among Ethiopian youth?

If you could correctly answer around 40 of these, then congratulations! That is what every other English speaker feels like living in proximity to America

That is the extent to which American media leeches into everything

Yes, it is weird

And like. Imagine you just KNEW all this stuff. Passively, without looking it up, just from going about your life listening to music and watching TV and talking to strangers and scrolling through your blog

To be as clear as possible: I’m not telling anyone to shut up, or calling anyone annoying, or making any kind of statement at all really

I’m just saying. It feels super weird

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

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