Avatar

stop what you're doing and adore me

@killersbabe / killersbabe.tumblr.com

izzy, isabella, bella | the prodigal daughter is spat back out by instagram and tiktok

you come onto my blog... you prev tags my beautiful musings...coward. post a screenshot for posterity. show some respect

Your morally pure third-party vote didn't save a single life, it just allows the policies you hate to continue โ€” and worsen โ€” with even less hope of a reversal as well as leave the country open to fascism, dictatorship, and maybe the end of democracy ๐Ÿ‘

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

Avatar
transgendercyborg-deactivated20

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

What did he do to deserve this

punished by the council

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

Avatar
targuzzler

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Avatar
Reblogged

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.