A friendly non-pornographic PSA

(Don’t take this bastard down, Tumblr. I see you.)

Hello lovlies, it’s Skipp here, coming to you with great news. There will be a revival of the long time coming FYGGA!

In the late night of shitposting I realized how much I missed coming here, Mattie too, and we’ve realized we have a really good thing going on here and we would like to continue on! Of course, we will be accepting new requests if you have any or questions in our ask box.

I can’t tell you how soon it’ll be, but we’re back in this bitch for 2019!

And thank you to everyone who stuck around in our rut. We appreciate you, and love you.

Yes, we’re ready to commit.

Have a good evening, lovelies, we’ll see you soon.

-Mattie and Skipp

2006 ray was a golden one

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Sorry, Again.

In loving memory of Garrett Watts. He ain’t dead I just love remembering him.

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

So slightly unrelated but still relevant, generally when I come across an ad that just really fuckin annoys me for whatever reason I’ll go into Google and just type different variations of “I hate ‘x’ product” like 5 times until googles algorithm picks it up an I never see an ad for that product again. It’s amazing.

the end of a friendship

ITS BAAAAAACK

Lads in flower/rose?? crowns and ribbon things

yeah

its hard being friends with a red

Listed under “things that sound better on paper, but not in practice”

I disappear sometimes. It’s my thing.

x-ray likes boys

x-gay

x-ray buys something

x-pay

x-ray goes bird watching

x-jay

x-ray is a religious person

x-pray

x-ray joins a pottery class

x-clay

X-ray gives directions

X-way

x-ray disagrees on something x-nay

X-Ray lies down

X-lay

X-ray sees someone he knows

X-Hey

X-ray asking a question in Math Class

X-Y

I miss these days

2006 ray was a golden one

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Tumblr shirts

I want all of them!

theres so much going on in this vine

Person 1, offscreen: “We got Chuck, we got Barney… Barney’s about to meet his maker.”

Person 2, offscreen: “Die, you commie fucker!”

[Gunshot]

Person 3, offscreen: “Don’t kill my dad!”

@moosegirll this is my aesthetic 

You have a beautiful aesthetic

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

we never learn

me 5 years ago: i HATE pink!! its a girly color!! ugh ill never wear anything p*nk

me now:

This is a “teenage girl” AI Twitter bot made by Microsoft. It got a little out of hand learning from people, but she got some things right.