I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

naming my daughter Rum &

hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me

Rum & The Eyeless One

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

via @kendrene

im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

nothing more satisfiying than this. really sates that primal urge to Plug Things In. but you know i think we can take this even further

ooooooouhg oooooofg.....whops........oupsies

The wings give an extra lift

man if i could shapeshift the stimming potential would be Unlimited

and the masturbation? fuckin phenomenal

wow this one really resonated with you lot huh