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Kit | She/her | 30 (18+ content ahead) | Bisexual Aromantic Disaster in a Semi-Functional QPR | Kitthekazoo on ao3 | [prompts: open if you promise to behave]
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Works in Progress

Updated: 3/23/25

Ask Memes:

  • Send me a ✒️ and a wip title/code name and I’ll write three sentences on that wip and you get the sentences 
  • Send me 💯 and I will write 100 words in my current project, and share my favorite sentence/section.
  • send me a 🎁 and I’ll write five sentences of what I’m working on and share one

Ongoing Multi-chapter Works:

WIPs:

(Open for ask memes, motivation, and/or any questions)

* means tentative posting due date

  • "baby girl" - gotcha prompt smut (kinkley)
  • "interrupted" - gotcha prompt smut (kinkley)
  • "garden" - domestic fluff (Kinkley)
  • "party drugs" - Buck whump (one-sided Buddie)
  • "belladonna" - sex pollen, fuck or die smut (Kinkley)
  • "what isn't real" - angry jealous!Hawkeye smut angst (Hunnihawk)

UFOs:

(open for questions and encouragements, and have some written but it has been set to the side)

  • "detective" - one night stand au (Moustead)
  • "lavender haze" - one night stand smut (Hasher)
  • "French fries" - Franklin & Bash bet (Franklin/Bash)
  • "bucknapped" - Buck whump (Kinkley)
  • "werewolf guardian" - werewolf!Buck, bot/human hybrid!Tommy (Kinkley)

Serialized Projects:

  • "bridge" - talking them down (platonic Hailey/Mouse) - TSC
  • "in every universe" - parallel universe smut (Kinkley)

Original Fiction:

Follow my writing side blog for original fiction @kithalstead and check out my original fiction Day Mistress work on AO3

Author's Note: please consider supporting me on Patreon! Or buy me a coffee

  • "lightning boy" - chosen one twist, queer siblings, bi/aro main character
  • “magic boys” - brothers, magical realism, queer main character, queer love story, mystery
  • "superhero" - enemies to lovers, superheros and villains, queer love story
  • "reignite" - magical realism, queer love story, back from the dead & necromancer
  • "bloom" - fake dating, queer love story, college setting
  • "hot vampire" - bi4bi fat main characters, supernatural romance
  • "gay hockey novel" - it's a gay hockey novel
#wip tag#send me a pen emoji at any time with one of these and I'll work on it#wip ask
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Reblogged imagineblaqkttv
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People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!

The Sad Bastard Cookbook by tRaum Books
by Rachel A. Rosen and Zilla Novikov || Food you can make so you don't die.
itch.io
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SPREAD THE WORD THIS IS FUCKING GOD TIER OH MY GOD, SOMETIMES I HAVE SPOONS SOMETIMES I DON’T BUT NO COOKBOOK OFFERS LEVELS IN THEIR RECIPES THIS ONE DOES!

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“What if” Buck and Tommy’s morning after went differently?

What if Tommy kissed Buck after asking how his sleep was?

What if it was so tender and genuine that they couldn’t stop kissing?

What if Tommy had to turn off the stove to give his full attention to Buck?

What if Buck yanked at Tommy’s clothes, trying to undress him in the kitchen, but Tommy picks him up, carries him into the bedroom, and gently lays him down on the bed?

What if Tommy continued kissing Buck while his hand slipped into Buck’s pants?

What if he stroked Buck to the same rhythm as his kisses (with tongue)?

What if Tommy pulls down Buck’s pants and underwear just enough so that Tommy could give him a blowjob?

What if Buck kissed him after coming in his mouth?

What if Buck flipped them over so that he was on top?

What if Buck started slowly undressing Tommy while there lips are almost fuzed together?

What if he fingers Tommy until Buck himself gets hard enough to fuck him?

What if Buck makes love to him?

What if Buck’s thrusts are slow and methodical?

What if the sex is so good that Tommy’s nails bite into Buck’s skin?

What if Buck’s huge dick rubs Tommy’s prostate with every thrust?

What if Buck stares into Tommy’s eyes while making him come?

What if Buck gives him little kisses all over his face while Tommy recovers from his orgasm?

What if they can’t stop kissing or looking at each other?

What if their fingers are intertwined as they cling to each other?

What if they talk it out, all cards on the table?

What if they decide that their relationship is worth fighting for?

What if they lived happily ever after?

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Reblogged gyraethere
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Basically, Tommy hears “Eddie’s straight” and thinks “that ain’t an answer” but Buck says “Eddie’s straight” and means “why would I plant a lemon tree in the tundra?”

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March 30th - April 5th

Send me a ✒️ and a wip title from below and I’ll write three sentences on that wip and you get the sentences

Send me a 🖌 with the above and I'll draw a little doodle to go with it!

You can also send me any questions you have about any of the fics listed below and I will be happy to share!!! :D

  • “melody and reed” - single dad Buck (Kinkley) 
  • “baby girl” - gotcha prompt smut (kinkley)
  • “interrupted” - gotcha prompt smut (kinkley)
  • “garden” - domestic fluff (Kinkley)
  • “party drugs” - Buck whump (one-sided Buddie)
  • “belladonna” - sex pollen, fuck or die smut (Kinkley)
  • “what isn’t real” - angry jealous!Hawkeye smut angst (Hunnihawk)
  • "detective" - one night stand au (Moustead)
  • “bucknapped” - Buck whump (Kinkley)
  • “in every universe” - parallel universe smut (Kinkley)
  • "daddy and the professor" - single dad Tommy/professor Buck (Kinkley)
  • "bathed" - omegaverse smut, Omega Dom!Mouse, Alpha Sub!Will (Other Moustead)
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cassnottiel asked:

✒️✒️✒️ + detective

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"You didn't tell them anything, did you?" "I don't have anything to tell them, Pete, and neither should you, but that's not a conversation over the phone. Just get back here so I can hit you repeatedly with something hard." "Don't include me in your kinks, Greg," Pete tried to joke, but it fell flat. "As if you don't like your lily white ass beat by a pretty girl," Greg replied. "Yeah, but you're neither pretty nor a girl, so —" "Excuse you, I am the prettiest," he said. "And if you want to stay on my good side right now, you'll remember that." "I'm always on your good side," Pete said, "because I've never once ratted you out to your dad."

[march 30th - april 5th wip week]

#wip ask#wip detective#ask tag#talk to me#cassnottiel#a tag for cass
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Reblogged kungfunurse
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I normally dislike the spelling of the term, but I do feel that it would be helpful for porn websites to have the domain extension ".cum"

cbt.com = a website about cognitive behavioral therapy

cbt.cum = a website with cock and ball torture porn

See? Helpful.

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Guess it'll have to be manually set aflame.

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Reblogged kirayaykimura
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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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