Chaotic Neutral

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

there’s a stunning size difference between my white kitty and my parent’s orange beast.

in case anyone wanted a 4-year update?

let’s take a closer look

part of the editing process is lying on the floor and begging your cat to bite through your jugular

I'M ASKING THE ONE WITH TEETH!

"Aro/Ace person gets given a love potion" story but instead of them being immune or whatever, it DOES work, and they realize IMMEDIATELY that they've been fed a love potion because this feeling is so wrong and foreign but everyone keeps laughing off the idea of it being a love potion because "they were probably just a late bloomer" or "no, you just finally found the right person!" and it's just a horror story about how no one believes them even though they know, they KNOW this isn't right and they can't stand it.

queer stories matter i'm gay and i saw a bird today

More teen dad Bruce stuff I forgot tonpost

I love pictures of wolverines laying down like this

That's the exact way I flop down on the couch when I get back from work every day. My mate always teases me about it.

That's a tired man getting back from his 9-5

Today I was chatting with two guys and mentioned I was aroace. It went a little something like this.

A: wtf is that

B: it means she’s not attracted to people in that way

A: bro you can’t just not pick a side, that’s crazy

B: nah, it just means she’s spectator mode

A: OHHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW

I have never felt more validated or laughed so hard

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

beast of love

her smile….

i actually love seeing vids from like british zoos that have coyotes cause i'm like hey little buddy, i saw you outside my house last night what are you doing in the place for fancy animals. and then i remember that coyotes and bobcats and raccoons and mountain lions are americas-exclusives

[North America has many fine Beasts!]

#194 (paldea) - #980. Unlike their johtonian cousin, the Clodsire line prefers wet mud and bogs to bathe on. They love getting mud on their trainers as a sign of love, and will get sad if you wash it off. Unfortunately, that mud is also very poisonous.

My epic fortress.

WOAH

Did you build it in Minecraft?

ricky come play mine craft with me. mo.

I have a new theory about the true identity of D. B. Cooper

Boycott launch date of Switch 2 and buy it the next day, June 6.

This has worked before:

When the 3DS released, it was over priced too. No one bought it so then they lowered the price!

It has happened before, it can happen again.

If you can wait even 1 day at least, or 1 week at best, it will make a difference.

Spread the news. In solidarity of those who can't buy Switch 2, those who can buy it should at least boycott the launch date. I garantee you it WILL make a difference.

Remember the consumer is always right.

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Wait until the price drops. Its really that simple