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i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

TF: "Papa the Fifth Perpetua"

Me: "Papa Vee"

papa pee

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

sorry i can't believe i forgot the most ominous thing on the site

Flowers and TF

The flower languages that I referred for drawing these works are as follows

white lily:refined beauty

pink lily:vanity(in Japanese)

one red rose in many yellow roses:Even if you’re insincere, (I love you.)

my dog grew a leaf

my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks

getting back into transformers is like that meme of the guy in the corner but the caption is "they dont know how long ive been here"

Combaticons

Gonna hop back on doing requests soon, I've just had a busy week! Here's a Cliffjumper compilation :3

Roleplay is awesome because sometimes you get to diagnose Tailgate with pregnant.

the dispensary employees seeing me walk in for the third time this week to buy weed for my coworkers so they don’t buy street carts with formaldehyde and rat poison in them

i feel like they think i just have a serious problem they’re probably like girl just do coke atp damn

being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it

trying a new program and this is the first thing i do. enjoy