Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

mushroom chat just dropped

I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad

What would you even say?

"Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win."

You win

Once again waking up at a crazy hour because of Ateez. And for what? To discover that half of the group found KQ's scissors and decided to cut their hair, but mainly to see the prince catholic yaoi aka Yunho becoming a ninja to avoid a kiss and making everything look 10x more gay. I mean, you can see the moment when Yunho realizes that Mingi is going to do something and holds his hand so he can't kneel (and propose, now with Yunho family on audience) or maybe kiss Yunho's hand. I don't know. And then the moment when Mingi realizes the opportunity to kiss Yunho since he's being pulled and he spins to avoid it, very impressive. Ninja.

Tomorrow is the last show. Apparently it's the last time Youth will be part of the show and it's going to be Yunho's birthday. I'll wake up early again and probably be impressed by some another dodging move from the prince.

He’s such a cute drunk 😭 oh I love him so much

Oh STOP IT.

The Dilfjoong Rankings

This post ambushed me on Twitter today.

I'm sharing it here because YOU DESERVE NICE THINGS!

YES, YOU!!!

And I'm going to rate these dilfjoongs on the dilf-scale, and you will trust my rankings (or fight me in the comments!)

8/10 the turtleneck and glasses were giving dilf, but there's something too impish in his expression to make me go higher.

6/10 can one be a lesbian and a dilf? Of course, and Hongjoong surely tries here but I'm just not feeling the styling.

7/10 He had me in the first half, but then he turned around and I let out a cackle at the campiness of his blazer coat. This is like business cosplay by a broadway designer.

9/10 NOW WE'RE TALKING! YES, NO MAKE UP; YES, CASHMERE COLLARED SWEATER; YES SLEEVES ROLLED UP AND HANDS TUCKED IN POCKETS!

next up!

9/10 YES! ANOTHER WINNER! It's the short sleeves, the watch, the pants (THE PANTS!), the bag strap...he's in total dilf drag right now and the dilf-iest thing of all is his vaguely annoyed expression.

7/10 Most of these points are for the hand on the chin.

And forget that I was writing this after taking an edible and my first thought was to compare Hongjoong to Phoenix Wright .

ANYWAY...

5/10 Don't be fooled by the suit. This is not dilfjoong, this is babygirljoong.

10/10 I hadn't seen these images before and I actually gasped. The rumpled suit clothes are one thing (and they are a BIG thing, we'll discuss in another post) and it's not only that he looks like he's been pounding back the scotch after a long day at the office. It's that I know from his posture that he is in CAPTAIN mode, speaking for the members about their concept and music. IT'S HOT WHEN HE DOES THAT.

9/10 I love this genre of Hongjoong. The ridiculous watch and the bags under the eyes are really doing it for me.

8/10 I really wish I could rate this one higher, but the purple hair docks some points. However, let's not dismiss the dilf potential. That tie needs to be loosened just a hair. And I either need full bang coverage or total forehead exposure. Nothing in-between.

4/10 Nope. Another excellent example of corporate camp though.

9/10 This is what Hongjoong is going to look like in 20 years, mark my words.

6/10 Very good effort, but it's dilf-diluted

10/10 There is no denying Producer Hongjoong. He is the ur-dilf. He is the dilf that all other dilfs aspire to be. The more strung out, the better.

Thank you for reading my silly post and I wish you all a good night!

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

Reblog to actually save a life

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

i try to reblog this every few times i see it because you might someday need to know how to put out a fire.

fun fact I learned the exciting way: if you see something on fire in the oven, and you open that oven, it’s going to *immediately* become significantly more on fire.

because oxygen. whoops.

if you turn off the oven and leave everything closed while you get your extinguisher and call the fire department or whatever, there is a reasonable chance it will use up the oxygen and put *itself* out.

so don’t open the oven.

The downward motion has nothing to do with it. You’re not a freaking air compressor. You’re not “slapping oxygen inside the pan”. You can slap the lid on just like that and it will work just fine…so long as you don’t WHIP THE LID OFF AND FAN IT BACK INTO FLAME.

Smack the lid on and leave it there or gently slide it off and the fire will be just as out. There’s no need to gently slide the lid on except to avoid splashing.

To the person reading this, I hope tonight treats you gently, and that tomorrow looks brighter. 

LMAO not Mingi being the last to wish Yunho a happy birthday and bullshitting him that it was just "his concept" for the day 😂😂

Poor Yunho couldn't believe his "oldest friend" had almost forgotten about him 🥺🥺 (as if that could ever happen lol). It's always nice to see Yunho get kinda pouty when Mingi's attention isn't 100% on him at all times lol

Yeosang and Manager-nim with the cake 🍰❤ and the way I didn't even bat an eye at the fact that Yunho couldn't use the footage from their dorm... both him and Yeosang are always in their underwear, idk how their roommate manager deals with them 🤷🏽‍♀️

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

The rest of the world: So… you’re a big country?

The states, standing on each other’s shoulders: Y- yes,,,

I love how everyone who’s reblogged this hasn’t added anything on or tagged anything on it. They’re all just like “Yeah. That’s it. That’s the entire United States summed up in one post-”

#oh my god is THAT why you guys are so weird

Yeah 100%

Don’t let these tags die omfg

10/10 can confirm

absolutely bonkers that my own tags have crossed my dash like this more than fifteen reblogs after i wrote them

I moved to another state. 30 minutes away. My family acts like I betrayed them and can’t understand my life choices. It’s completely different way of life, especially during covid. Completely different country.

every single fucking time one of those articles of “things europeans find weird about america” complains that sales tax isn’t included

states set the sales tax!!! it’s literally different across state lines!!! american retailers can’t add it bc they’d have to account for 50 different prices!!!!!!!

It gets even more insane! California’s clean air standards for cars and other such things are so much higher than everyone else’s! So if a car manufacturer in Detroit wants to sell their damn cars in California, they need to build their cars to California clean air standards. But retooling an assembly line and car design to have some cars meet California clean air standards, while building others to other clean air standards is a lot of work, so car manufacturers all over the country have to build all their cars to California clean air standards.

Which is why California went into an uproar earlier this year when the Federal Government tried to argue that states can’t set their own environmental guidelines! “Fuck you!” says California, “we remember Los Angeles in the 80s, how bad the smog gets, go pollute your own damn air over in your own damn state where there isn’t a thermal inversion layer to trap all the smog down near ground level!”

“But you’re making it soooo haaaaaard to sell our cars everywhere else!” they whine.

“Fuck you!” California shouts. “And while we’re at it, we don’t give a shit what you say, Mister President, we’re gonna open our damn states when we’re good and ready, and our friends Nevada, Oregon, Colorado, and Washington State agree! Also, we’ve decided to legalize weed!”

“But the Federal Government says it’s illegal!” shouts the other states.

“Fuck you, we make the drug laws in our state, and we say toke up!”

“Now, hang on!” shouts the Federal government. “You can legalize weed in your state, but all banks are federal agencies, so if your weed dispensaries set up bank accounts, those accounts have money from illegal practices in it and are subject to seizure by the federal government!”

“FINE!” shouts California. “Hey, weed guys, you can keep selling weed, but you can only deal in cash!”

“How the fuck is that supposed to work!?”

“I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, TAKE IT UP WITH DC!”

“By the way, if you’re gay married elsewhere, we won’t recognize it,” mutters Texas.

“OH FUCK YOUUUUUUU!” 

And so it goes and so it goes…

“What’s sales tax?” says Montana. “What’s road maintainence?” “also what’s a speed limit?”

I live in Pittsburgh. It is 300 miles away from Philadelphia. If Philadelphia is London, I’m in Newcastle.

We may have the same governor, but we are NOT the same. We don’t talk the same, we don’t eat the same. And there’s a whole lot of people in the middle who are even more different than either of us.

In the 1990s, I moved across the country to California for awhile.  Casually mentioned how angry I would get when people claimed my home state was a southern state (NORTHERN state people!  It’s the whole reason we exist!!! West Virginia seceded from the frigging south during the Civil War (fuck Mason & Dixon))

My BFF (born & raised in Cal) looked at me as if I were nuts – Wasn’t the civil War like hundreds of years ago?  Why did I still care?  I gasped as I explained that no, we are still arguing it back East.

Flash forward to her Mom saying (while giving us a car tour of her Tennessee home),  “And that left Church tower looks different than the right one because it was bombed by those damn yankees during the War of Northern Agression.  **looks at me** No offense honey”.  “None taken,” I replied as my BFF just sat there looking flabbergasted.

Is anyone going to mention how we have 50 different sets of rules about who can sell liquor, to the point where in some places liquor stores are known as “state stores”? (Not where I live, though–here, they’re ABC stores!) 

Most states have different rules for who can sell wine, beer, and hard liquor. Sometimes you can get beer and wine in the grocery store, sometimes you can’t. Some states make it illegal for the same place that can sell you beer by the case or keg to sell you a six-pack. And some states have a religious exemption that lets minors have communion wine, etc., but some states have criminalized this. It is a WHOLE MESS, fam. It’s wild.

and sometimes your state contains a body of water that five other states and the District drain into and it would be NICE if the rest of them TRIED HARDER to keep it CLEAN

sometimes i think about how the rest of the world and actually probably the rest of the united states doesnt know about the time michigan and ohio had a war

over who got to keep Toledo, no less

What’s funny is that I heard that the EU (which was trying to do America 2.0 but without the cultural or political cohesion required to make it work as a country) added the brexit clause to avoid a European version of the American civil war. A kind of no fault divorce option when a country wanted to nope out of the EU regulations and political system.

Europe is like a dude with fuck buddied that he sells wine to. America is like a 50 person catholic polyamory marriage. In America You can only add more members… and members can only leave through death.

And Here's What I Missed on Ateez..

Apparently you can't be away for more than an hour without them all going on live or fromm or dropping some insane lore that will consume your every waking thought.

4. Yunho went on live to complain about how Mingi never asks permission to take his clothes off on stage, but the one time he decides to pose sexy for atiny Mingi gets all possessive in his comments. Yunho reminds us about the incident where Mingi tore off his shirt during a concert and atiny immediately found footage of Yunho's reaction:

5. Hongjoong gets on live and gives a "spoiler" for the tour: it is in our fantasies...

He then proceeds to show off his chapstick and atiny immediately clock that it's the same brand that Seonghwa uses.

6. Airport footage of Yeosang looking like a snack and Jonho not being able to resist

and that's what I missed on Ateez!

And Here's What I Missed on Ateez..

Apparently you can't be away for more than an hour without them all going on live or fromm or dropping some insane lore that will consume your every waking thought.

4. Yunho went on live to complain about how Mingi never asks permission to take his clothes off on stage, but the one time he decides to pose sexy for atiny Mingi gets all possessive in his comments. Yunho reminds us about the incident where Mingi tore off his shirt during a concert and atiny immediately found footage of Yunho's reaction:

5. Hongjoong gets on live and gives a "spoiler" for the tour: it is in our fantasies...

He then proceeds to show off his chapstick and atiny immediately clock that it's the same brand that Seonghwa uses.

6. Airport footage of Yeosang looking like a snack and Jonho not being able to resist

and that's what I missed on Ateez!

same