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@notachaconne

It could be anything, really. Grown up, but not too much. Grey-ace, or I prefer "perhaps she is difficult to please"

In 5-10 years we will see a major swing towards religiosity from a lot of people who seem like unlikely candidates now. I'm basing this off a marked increase in left-leaning individuals who are coping with the realities of the times by becoming obsessed with their own personal virtue, even if maintaining it requires inaction and withdrawal from the world at large. To them, it seems better than becoming a bad person by working with imperfect people and pursuing imperfect solutions; it's not ok to compromise yourself, even if you think it might be better for the community in the short or long term.

If you become convinced the world is too polluted, too compromised, too evil to be negotiated with, it's only natural that you will eventually be drawn in by the promise of spiritual realms or states where none of that matters anymore. It's tempting to submit to the narrative of a perfect savior who is coming to fix it all at once. It's not inherently bad to be religious, but if you're letting it fill a space in your brain where your own judgment should be, it's very dangerous.

We need to watch out for those close to us who are falling into this spiral and becoming vulnerable to predatory organizations and individuals. It's better to have both feet on the ground with the rest of humanity, even if it means you must get your hands dirty sometimes. Do not get bullied into self-monitoring so rigorously that you're afraid to act, or interact, or speak, or read, or have fun. Stop giving a shit about whether you're perceived as ideologically pristine yourself and focus on the well-being of your community and other people, whether on a small scale or a large one. It's the only thing that actually matters in the end.

I recently encountered an absolute banger of a Chinese proverb perfect for this scenario, the general sense of which is "clear water has few fish, a picky person has few friends".

The rest of the queers aren't allowed to exclude asexuals anymore; we've got the JK Rowling Seal of Disapproval! It's official, we belong!

Now that's some positive thinking right there! I love it!

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

THIRD ROUND: 14th Tilt

Samwise Gamgee, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) VS. Boromir, Son of Denethor, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

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Samwise Gamgee, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) Portrayed by: Sean Astin Defeated Opponents: - Rand al’Thor [Josha Stradowski], The Wheel of Time (2021-) - Sir Leon [Rupert Young], BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012) - Hubert Hawkins [Danny Kaye], The Court Jester (1955)

“Prime husband material. The bestest man -er, Hobbit. HE'S A GARDNER. He hits orcs with a frying pan. HE CAN'T CARRY IT FOR YOU BUT HE CAN CARRY YOU-!”

Boromir, Son of Denethor, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) Portrayed by: Sean Bean Defeated Opponents: - Sir Percival [Tom Hopper], Merlin (2008-2012) - Alessandro Farnese [Diarmuid Noyes], Borgia (2011-2014) - Murtagh Morzansson [Garrett Hedlund] Eragon (2006)

“The eldest son of Denethor, the Steward of Gondor; Boromir was a lesson that even the most honorable men could fall to the One Ring's temptation. There's nothing hotter than a tragic fallen hero.”

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do people know about bangs? i feel like a lot of people don't, even if they have duckduckgo as their default search engine, but they're incredibly useful, they're essentially shortcuts to search other sites

if I type "!w segmented turning" into duckduckgo, it searches wikipedia for "segmented turning" and takes me to that page. if I search for something that doesn't exist, I get the results page on wikipedia.

i can use !yt to search youtube, !rgate for researchgate, !unic for unicode symbols, !worldcat for worldcat.org, !osm for openstreetmaps, even ao3. There's thousands of them already (you can see existing bangs here) and if one doesn't exist you can suggest new ones

i can effectively search almost any website without needing to leave my address bar it's so convenient

can't believe i forgot to include this. of course there is one for tumblr (it's !tumblr)

In the club

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

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I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

Part of being a sexually liberated society is letting a-spec people be horny on main too. It’s different that outright sexual attraction, and for many a-spec people they might experience sexual attraction in certain circumstances.

Also have you ever seen an ace person hornyposting? It’s either gonna be the absolute hottest thing you’ll ever read or it’s gonna be absolute comedy gold

I keep wanting to draw parts of fics I read but overthink it and rarely do. Hm. So, a little question to see what y'all think is the best way to approach this

I feel like in general getting fan art from fics I have written is amazing and wonderful.

When people ask about making the art I always feel suspicious now because I had someone ask about making some art and then as the conversation progressed they tried to make it into a commission thing. So if you want to make fan art then I say just make it and share it.

Long story short is ask if you want but don't be surprised if people don't really want to reply because others are doing that for other reasons.

I've never heard of that one before, wth? Fr? :((

Asking seemed like the sensible thing to do just in case, but that's gotta sting. Reconsidering because of this

I’ve only ever seen one person get upset at art for something they wrote, but they also had a very clear ‘Do not make art based on my fics’ plastered all over their stories and profiles. I can’t think of a single person I know other than them who got mad- gift-giving is a HUGE part of fandom culture, so I encourage everyone to not be shy when it comes to making new art as a gift for a writer!!

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ab. 1811 Robert Lefèvre - Portrait of Joséph Bonaparte

(Tokyo Fuji Art Museum)

That outfit is incredible.

  • The high, straight, stiff collar, but with a waterfall of lace spilling out at the bottom and a peaked ruff around the face
  • The tight-fitting coat with sleeves tight to the wrists, no visible buttons on the chest, and open from the waist, but with 18th-century pockets, an avalanche of gold and the enormous sash with scabbard tucked into it, Ottoman-style
  • When I look at the scabbard, considered as a piece of jewelery, I think I see an Egyptian influence
  • The knee-length Musketeer-style cloak with the standing collar
  • The tight-fitting breeches, the silk stockings, embroidered with gold, the golden garters, and the little slippers with bows
  • The lace popping out at the wrists
  • The very, very short hairstyle
  • The dark green hat with the ostrich feather
  • Everything - everything - apart from the dark green velvet, the gold, and the lace and linen, is this amazing duck-egg blue.

This combination of things could only have happened in 1811 or a few years either side. It's a spectacular synthesis of contradictory aesthetic and political ideas going at high speed in totally different directions, embodied as clothing on an Italian lawyer who was briefly King of Naples, King of Spain, and King of the French Indies before fucking off to New Jersey, USA.

It's worthy of being displayed next to Meiji fashion and I think it's absolutely appropriate that this picture is in Japan. What a picture to come home to at half past 11 on a Sunday evening with Pugliese stuck in my head.

Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do

I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have “fairy blood” which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor who’s unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They don’t hve extra pointy ears and elves don’t have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his mother’s side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents.

Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.

Gandalf's attitude towards Pippin just took on a whole new layer.

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Owen Wilson talks Shakespeare and Tom Hiddleston (2021)

Ladies and gentlemen, the difference between British and American actor training systems in a nutshell.

In America, you can get a solid background in various areas – straight theatre, musical theatre, on-camera, voiceover – but you have to seek it out. And the people doing that are mostly not the most successful in any of those areas, because you don’t have the motivation or, honestly, the time to study another sub-discipline if you succeed early in one.

And so we wind up with this weird stratification system, where on-camera work is orders of magnitude more remunerative (at all levels, proportionally speaking) but theatre is For The Smart People, especially classical theatre, which is perceived as this rarefied thing that Only Super Specialized Smart People Can Do.

Meanwhile, in the UK, drama school trains you in all those areas with the assumption that you will be working in all of them. Work is work. Some jobs are more fulfilling than others, but that’s put down more to who you’re working with and how you connect to the specific material than to the medium.

So the idea that someone as accomplished as Owen Wilson would not only have never had the opportunity to tackle Hamlet, let alone that he wouldn’t be considered capable of it, is as foreign to Tom Hiddleston as Americans find the idea that he would.

The problem is that we think the opposite of funny is serious. It is not. In fact, as G. K. Chesterton pointed out, the opposite of funny is not funny, and the opposite of serious is not serious. Benny Hill was funny and not serious; Rory Bremner is funny and serious; most politicians are serious but, unfortunately, not funny. Humour has its uses. Laughter can get through the keyhole while seriousness is still hammering on the door. New ideas can ride in on the back of a joke, old ideas can be given an added edge.

-- Terry Pratchett - A Slip Of The Keyboard: Collected Non-fiction

Not-funny and not-serious are each achieved by insufficiency of truth.

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A lot of aubreyad fanboys on the other social media platforms are Diana haters who will be like “I hate that she made him do all that!” And in response to that it’s fun to do a bit on here called “it rules that she made him do all that #YesGirl” but the reality is that no one made him do all that and in fact he was frequently doing things that nobody asked him to do

Did we even ever find out what happened to the 60,000 bees. Or the wombat. Or the Rational Garment.

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