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i don't fucking know no english, man! i'm a motherfucking russian! (also i don't fuck no moms in fact, it's just the closest thing to ебучий i could come up with) || #my art stuff

i'm in a mood to fuck around and find out so let's talk

in this house we don't care about fiction. we don't care about canon and we also don't fucking care about fanon. it's all just imagination, not a big deal

and since except for a small fraction of morons we're at least on the same page when it comes to murders and villains, i'll clear thing up about the controversial topic. ships

if canon implies a character is heterosexual they can be shipped with a character of either gender. they're still canonically heterosexual. you can come up with something interesting on why canonically heterosexual character is in same-sex relationship but you don't have to. you can ignore their sexuality

if canon implies a character is bisexual they can be shipped with a character of either gender. and at first glance, there is no need for any explanation at all and nothing controversial is in this statment but you'll be fucking surprised! so just in case i'll let it sink. if a character is canonically (supposedly) bisexual you can ship them with either gender. you don't even need to come up with anything on why they're with either gender. cause... you know... you'll figure it out. just remember that nomatter what they'll always be bisexual canonically

if canon implies a character is homosexual they can be shipped with a character of either gender. they're still canonically homosexual. you can come up with something interesting on why canonically homosexual character is in opposite-sex relationship but you don't have to. you can ignore their sexuality. wild i know

also EVERY kind of fucked up shit including but not limited to abuse, age gap, underage, power imbalance, incest, non-con, stockholm syndrome, cheating (and even all at once) are also completely fine. i'm to tired to corroborate

not everything listed or implied is my cup of tea. but in this house all cups of all tea are fine regardless of wether or not you'd want to drink it. cause, you know, you always can not drink any of it. but if you go around and piss in other's cups and/or knock them out of other's hands than you're just a jerk

just putting it out here so everyone knows

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Phoebe/Zani nation still too small to come to a consensus for a ship name, it seems

HolyHeretic or something. DemonicPriestess. HornyAcolyte

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man i HATE what they're doing with chenford. where there used to be a strong connection, trust and meaning, used to be interesting story and complex conflicts now is only shits and giggles

and we all (i hope) know lucy is indeed sex-impulsive (i'll die on the hill of "lucy was going to bang tim when he let her stay with him after jakson's death"), nothing wrong with that, but i feel like there's a difference between taking advantage of a situation and creating a situation in your advantage

sbow writers need to stop obsess over pARaLLels, especially when "it's april fools' day so sex doesn't count, but let's hook up in secret, as a prank" in a no fucking way a parallel to "i wanna have sex with you, do you?"

i mean, yeah, wording of actual quotes might look similar, but wording means shit, the actually important stuff is the meaning. and "we're still undercover" means so much, "it's april fools' so doesn't count" means fuck all

and first couple of seasons' chenford would evoke feelings and emotions in mr by simply noding or smilimg to each other. nowdays they wold kiss as if passionatly and imply they have sex and it's.... nothing in me. like meh. whatever

it's april fools', so doesn't count anyway

i don’t think tim & lucy would’ve hooked up in 4x1، but i kinda agree abt the april fools

yeah no they wouldn't actually bang. but no person who get out of bed with innocent intentions does go back to bed so fast and so scared when someone is about to walk in on them getting out of bed

i'm just saying that was really suspecious and also adding her really passionate plane kissing session after just discovering rosalind is out (another big emotional shock) - lucy does strike me as a person who would fight emotional distress with having sex

but whatever this fooling around was - that ain't it

man i HATE what they're doing with chenford. where there used to be a strong connection, trust and meaning, used to be interesting story and complex conflicts now is only shits and giggles

and we all (i hope) know lucy is indeed sex-impulsive (i'll die on the hill of "lucy was going to bang tim when he let her stay with him after jakson's death"), nothing wrong with that, but i feel like there's a difference between taking advantage of a situation and creating a situation in your advantage

sbow writers need to stop obsess over pARaLLels, especially when "it's april fools' day so sex doesn't count, but let's hook up in secret, as a prank" in a no fucking way a parallel to "i wanna have sex with you, do you?"

i mean, yeah, wording of actual quotes might look similar, but wording means shit, the actually important stuff is the meaning. and "we're still undercover" means so much, "it's april fools' so doesn't count" means fuck all

and first couple of seasons' chenford would evoke feelings and emotions in mr by simply noding or smilimg to each other. nowdays they wold kiss as if passionatly and imply they have sex and it's.... nothing in me. like meh. whatever

it's april fools', so doesn't count anyway

so does anyone know what it's called when your body/brain don't let you go to sleep?

it's not even that i don't want to sleep (i mean i don't, but not the point), it's that i physically cannot

i don't even have things i wanna do. i mean, i do have them, but when i already finally made myself to go to bed and when i lie there - all people i could chat with already offline, my youtube is a mess and i don't really have any interesting videos reccomended anymore, i don't have games on my phoneand i'm not in the mood for reading comics

but still, as i lie there, my fingers keep closing and reopening the same 3 programms i'm not going to use. i know there's nothingfor me to do. but i keep switching between them. instead of just putting the night on fastforward till tomorrow

my brain is just turning on some mild background anxiety for some reason whenever i get a little too determined to close my eyes. for no reason. justfor shits and giggles i guess

so, day 194729184 of me saying "i know i need a healthy sleep so STARTING TODAY FOR REAL i'll go to bed at 00:00"

in my defense i do go to bed around 00:00, i kinda managed to do that. it's going to actually sleep is what i have problems with

like i know if i actually fall asleep at midnight i'd wake up at 8 am and will have more time for my activities. but for some fucking reason my stupid brain thinks it's WAY BETTER to just switch between 3 useless apps mindlessly for 4 hours

anyway, it's 2 hours already of me trying to make myself go to sleep but being physically unable to

send help

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This has been going around my work and friend group on other platforms, and I thought it deserved a place here too.

i don't have a puppy, but i have a cat and all people for me are "yes/no and no"

i don't trust nobody with my puppy. if i leave for a weekend my puppy goes with me. if my destination ain't allow puppies then i won't go there. if i don't look after my puppy for a day it ain't my puppy anymore

i feed and clean after all of my friends's cats tho when they leave for a bit. and i'm amazed by their ability to do so

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really is bizarre the way fandoms largely do not like women at ALL. it’s been happening for ages but when you see people straight up just hating on women characters more often now (+ the general rise in misogyny) and then you come on here and everyone’s just pretending women don’t even EXIST in any media ever. it’s like that’s not much better. fandom isn’t activism but it does reveal people’s internal biases. like women being excluded, sidelined and erased in everythingggg. people will take characteristics that are compelling in a female character and give it to a man in fan content just so they don’t have to engage with a woman ever. fics, fan art, ships, etc. a hollywood produced movie/tv show won’t even sideline a woman as much as the average fandom blogger will

while i understand the sentiment and i too like to shake my fist at a generalized soulless crowd that embodies a hypothetical person in a vacuum but still as a creator who mostly writes/draws male characters...

takes like that really bugs me. like... idk. if you want more love for women in fandom spaces maybe spread it? and i really don't think something like "people should love women and stop loving men so much" is going to help with it

and i guess it's just a rant so it's fine but eh i'm a ranter too why not

1,5k reblogs and for what i can tell by briefly scolling through them they're all agree. and again i underatand the gist but at the same time in my arcane era i saw posts about how noncanon mlm ship got more attention than canon wlw ship all while my dashboard was filled with caitvi and i barely saw anything jayvic related (not counting the posts about how popular they are and how it's a misogyny). and i don't try to say they ain't popular or got more attention but... idk, it was literally zero efforts from me, but for some reason there were more appreciation fpr women around me than for men. and for any other fandom i was or am in

and, once again, as a person who gets easily upset when someone thinks differently than i am i get the frustration of seeing more things you don't like than things you do like out in the wild, but idk. when i was into once upon a time and the fandom massivly shipped swanqueen that i disliked (and even was in my homophobic era actually) and it was EVERYWHERE (and i wanna to emphasize that i was a homophobe and my feelings were really fragile as all homophobes' feelings are), i still mostly talked about how it's stupid to participate in ship wars cause we're all different and like different things

anyway. idk what i'm saying really. but more love for women will only be there when people who want love for women will put it out in the wild and show on their example how women in media are actually great and deserve all the attention. not when people who want more love for women would try to forbid (one way or another) others to put out there love for men

(and for whatever reason the people who actually matter to me on all my different social media platforms are mostly women-focused and i love that for me honestly)

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sorry to do a completely meaningless poll to you all but

no nuance/I'm bald/I don't know these candy bars option, if you don't know them then this isn't for you

as a reminder:

interesting how it's "most of people would marry twix, less would fuck it and the smallest amount would kill it"

and for milky way and snickers it's almost 50/50 on whatever two options left after people chose the option for twix

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You can give yourself one genetic mutation and it is safe, effective, and cheap*. What are doing?

*i know that a lot of these aren’t just due to one gene but are a complex interplay of several genes, epigenetic factors, and environmental factors, but we are playing pretend here

taller or good vision?

i don't care if i can't see people, i just want to look in general direction of their eyes and not shoulders😭

Happy Birthday! Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!

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holy shit how do you... it's illegal to remember that stuff!

но спасибо большое!))))

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