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Kris

@kristhekrispy / kristhekrispy.tumblr.com

mmm krispy... She/They/He pfp by Ferry/Nopanamaman

ah shit hold on lemme just (cracks knuckles) oh wait gimme a sec i just need to (cracks ankles) hold on just a second more (cracks back) okay wait im almost ready (cracks knees) ah shit wait one more (cracks neck) oh wait there's more i think (cracks shoulders) okay hold on one more time (cracks hips) okay now im ready.

wait just one more second actually (cracks neck and my spinal cord is severed, killing me instantly)

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ah shit hold on lemme just (cracks knuckles) oh wait gimme a sec i just need to (cracks ankles) hold on just a second more (cracks back) okay wait im almost ready (cracks knees) ah shit wait one more (cracks neck) oh wait there's more i think (cracks shoulders) okay hold on one more time (cracks hips) okay now im ready.

wait just one more second actually (cracks neck and my spinal cord is severed, killing me instantly)

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

i still can’t believe it’s already fucking november like october literally felt like it lasted 4 minutes where has this year gone why is the progression of time so mind boggling to me what the fuck

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character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character

“x wouldn’t listen to this” yeah no shit this is for when i want to listen to my shitty songs and think about my favorite little characters

Speak for yourself. I think Rouge the Bat would love my Rouge playlist. Every time I found a smooth jazz, acid jazz, nu jazz, or jazz house song that fit her style, I thought “damn Rouge would love this,” and added them to a playlist, specifically for her to listen to.

Okay. Well Rouge the Bat isn't real. So I don't think she's gonna listen to that.

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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

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