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Neurodivergent Superfan:

@lady2087 / lady2087.tumblr.com

I’m all about WWE, Sherlock, Supernatural, old school country music that tells a story, crochet, writing, figuring out my chronic illness, and trauma healing.
No negative Nellie’s please.

bye😂

What do you mean it’s not…actually it’s a Soap Opera when the drama gets bad a fight breaks out. I always say at least in my stories they’re allowed to actually fight it out…🤷‍♀️

Was playing on chat gpt and did a thing. Thought it was fitting for this week…

“Kingdom (90s Country Version)”

(Verse 1)

Well I grew up fightin’ shadows,

In a world that wouldn’t bend,

Tried to carve my name in freedom,

On a trail that had no end.

They said I’d break, they said I’d fold,

But I stood tall through the pain—

Now the whole wide world’s gonna know my name.

(Chorus)

’Cause this is my kingdom,

Ain’t nobody gonna take it from me.

I walked through the fire,

Built this crown with blood and belief.

They tried to knock me down,

But I came back swingin’ proud—

Yeah this is my kingdom,

And I’m wearin’ it now.

(Verse 2)

These boots got worn from walkin’,

On a road so few have dared.

Every scar and every heartache,

Just proved how much I cared.

So let ‘em talk, let ‘em doubt,

I’ll just keep ridin’ on—

’Cause a dream like mine don’t die, it gets strong.

(Repeat Chorus)

(Bridge)

There ain’t no silver spoon, no backstage pass,

Just grit and a dream that was built to last.

I lost a lot, but I found my soul—

And you better believe, I’m in control.

(Final Chorus)

Yeah this is my kingdom,

Built from nothin’ but a prayer and a fight.

And I’m the outlaw holdin’ strong,

In the middle of the storm each night.

You can bet your last dollar,

I ain’t backin’ down now—

Yeah this is my kingdom,

And I’m wearin’ it proud.

So…I did a thing and found a new hobby. My Nonnie had left me a bunch of empty vintage lockets when she passed. Most didn’t have chains or needed a new clasp. This weekend I repaired and photographed them with mostly vintage pics from my family. I learned how to make jewelry so I’m already making bracelets for Smackdown in Knoxville. Will post my Nightmare Family set tomorrow.

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Today I found out that yarners think crocheting socks is subversive and controversial and I just…on one hand, why the fuck not, I guess yarners are allowed to have their controversies, but on the other, how much time do you have in your FUCKIN DAY??

My main concern is how they would feel but Maggie u know yarn fandom gotta think about something while knitting five miles of stockingnette for a sweater

Look, you can’t just leave it at that, why is it subversive and controversial? *gets popcorn*

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kaitoukitty

I mean, I’m taking this on good faith, and I’m not saying this is my own personal belief.  I believe in all crafts. 

But…the structure of the stitches and the resulting fabric is pretty different between crochet and knitting.  You get different effects between them, which lends themselves to different crafts.  And none of the effects of (most) crochet stitches lend themselves naturally to socks.  You’re (usually) going to end up with something either stiff and bulky, or full of holes that will Not Feel Good to walk on. Whereas knitted socks will just…BE elastic and comfortable.

Sure you CAN do it.  And there are people and patterns that do it well!!

But MOST crochet socks are a bit like calling this a bicycle

I mean… Okay?  But people are going to Talk.

But this is BABY controversy, this is nothing.  You haven’t even touched on the good shit like RHSS or that time the Olympic Committee dissed us.

Iiiinteresting. So one of those “just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD” things.

Also I know very little about the yarn fandom except for that bit where a woman had to fake her death and had a nervous breakdown over selling homespun/dyed yarn so like, I already have big expectations.

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kaitoukitty

Was that the one that “died” of leukemia or the one that “died” of lupus, or the one that overdosed?

From what I know of the narrative as it was described to me, I want to say the one that overdosed, but I am intrigued and vaguely concerned that there are multiple distinct individuals the above situation could apply to.

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kimbergoat

hey umm, what the fuck

the fake deaths thing: indie yarn dyer gets popular, gets overwhelmed by orders, can’t refund money because of shitty bookkeeping, decides faking online death is the only way out.

i’m sure some of them are unintentional rather than premeditated scammers but they’re all still thieving assholes who shouldn’t be running businesses and need to give all the money back.

the olympics commitee: ravelry, well-known knitting (fiber arts in general) site, held a contest they called the ‘ravelympics’ to drum up olympic support then get a cease-and-desist letter for copyright infringement, and the letter said that calling it that ‘denigrates the true nature of the Olympic Games’ and was ‘disrespectful to our country’s finest athletes’

except, you know, ravelry had like 2 million users who all, by nature of ravelry being a website, have basic tech literacy. the social media backlash was so bad that the olympics board had to make 2 official apologies because the first wasn’t good enough.

RHSS: Red Heart Super Saver is cheap Walmart-level yarn. some people hate it because it used to be just really fucking awful and they haven’t bothered updating their opinions. some people hate it because they hate non-natural yarns. some people hate it because they’re yarn snobs(which, btw, comes in two flavors: the disdainful assholes and the people who just don’t see the point if you have the money and don’t indulge yourself). a lot of people defend it because it’s cheap and widely locally available and honestly not that bad after a wash and some fabric softener.

crocheted socks: exactly what kaitoukitty said. people who crochet socks tend to either be new crocheters who are not aware crochet is not the best medium for socks or experienced crocheters who are pushing the boundaries of the medium.

babies on fire: i can’t believe we’re talking about yarncraft controversies and no one mentioned babies on fire. that’s my favorite controversy.

so when deciding what material to make baby blankets out of, in addition to considerations like softness, ease of washing, and allergy concerns quite a lot of people like to consider what would happen to the baby if the blanket was set on fire. yes, really.

wool has the problem of hand-wash only blankets for a new mother (superwash wool exists but that’s a whole ‘nother paragraph), allergy concerns, and also real fucking expensive if you want quality not-itchy-on-baby-skin wool. but pro-wool-blanket people insist that because wool actually resists being set on fire pretty well and also can self-extinguish, it’s the only sensible choice.

acrylic on the other hand is cheap and you can throw it in the washing machine, and while bad quality acrylics might be stiff and plastic-y they’re not itchy, but if it gets set on fire it will melt onto the baby’s skin. pro-acrylic people insist that if your blanket is on fire, you probably have bigger problems than what the blanket is made of.

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kimbergoat

wow I didn’t expect such a detailed response. thank you!

Fiber Arts Just Be Fucking Like That.

what hte FUCK

A couple more from Ravelry:

  • It became the first website to ban pro-Trump content. This occurred after a user reported a pro-Trump pattern maker for I believe hate speech? For some reason Ravelry didn’t have an anonymous reporting feature at the time, so the pattern maker found out and sent followers to harass the user. This caused Ravelry to 1) make the report feature anonymous 2) say “fuck it, you guys are all assholes, Trump supporters are banned now.”
  • Disney went after a pattern maker on the site and issued a DCMA takedown for a crochet Grogu amigurumi pattern (known as Baby Yoda at the time). This prompted a huge backlash from the users who posted their own modified Baby Yoda patterns en-masse for no other reason than to spite Disney and their lawyers. The entire front page of Ravelry was nothing but Baby Yoda at one point.

If I ask my mother she could probably give me more. These are just what I remember off the top of my head. I don’t knit or crochet (I do cross-stitch and don’t really interact with the wider community) but my mother runs a small yarn dyeing business and has been part of the community on the Internet for a LONG time before that so I get all the juicy details on the drama.

It’s worth noting that the founders of Ravelry, Cassidy and Jessica Forbes (both women) are married to each other; and Cassidy is trans.

I had no idea this was the drama I needed on my dash today

It’s nearly Cozy Things Knitted By My Mother season!!!!

1) Yeah I’m not necessarily the biggest fan of the change but the timing and number of TERFs make it either the TERFs co-opted an existing complaint made by people who liked ravelry but had physical issues with the new site, or it was entirely FABRICATED by TERFs to try to make the founders problematic bc one of them is trans.

2) oooo now I want to try making a slipper in Tunisian crochet because you’re right, it makes a much flatter, knit-like fabric that might be actually quite pleasant!

3) I assume it’s a collective word for both knitters and crotcheters, since both work with yarn but their crafts are quite different. It’s the easiest most intuitive word to refer to both groups at once.

I don’t understand… I grew up in crocheted socks… I mean, they were more like house slippers because we didn’t really wear them inside shoes, but still. What’s wrong with 덧 버선?

I love that this looped back after all that to absolve the crocheted socks.

My friend who owns a yarn shop, is a lifelong crocheter and is also a pattern designer crochets socks. She’s even sorted out having different stitches on the sole to the rest of the sock to combat the feel of them. They are very comfy (said as a sock knitter).

She’s unravel_unwind on insta if anyone’s interested in seeing crochet socks that are wearable.

Thank you for a new person to follow!

Also as a die hard anything but RHSS yarn I know the community has opinions! But there is a good way to do it. My RHSS seems to always split hence the reason I get frustrated.

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Happy WIP Wednesday!

Here's a challenge for any crocheters (or other fiber artists) with multiple projects. Take your oldest WIP and either frog it or make some progress on it today. Even 1 stitch counts!

Feel free to share your oldest WIP in the replies and it's fate. Have a fantastic day!

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K so not to be dramatic or anything, but there's a free vintage French pattern book available on antiquepatternlibrary so if you like to crochet/weave/make pixel art/tie epic friendship bracelets don't walk- RUN.

It has scenes from aesop's fables! Cherubs doing things! Beheadings! Greek muses! Little farm people! Intricate floral pattern! Goth stained-glass window like patterns! Fun little corner pieces! Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://www.antiquepatternlibrary.org/html/warm/C-TT008-180.htm

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Did you know that Cody Rhodes can be turned form Heel to Face with Ease? All you have to do is dye his hair.

Want a power-hungry bisexual menace? Grab that dark hair dye!

Want a hero who will never give up and is also bisexual? It's time to bleach baby!

The tags! Oh my word!

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If you had told me a few months ago that Paul Heyman would be in a love triangle between Roman Punk and Seth I would not have believed you… but here we are and he’s legitimately right in the middle of it😭😭

Agreed. Still not sure who will win him…

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