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like no one follows me but here's an intro post anyway.
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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
i got bodyslammed by a wave as a kid and never trusted the ocean since
I also have some extra teeth
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I have a scar under my eye from a tooth getting embedded there
Every major injury I’ve had was caused by clumsiness; I split my head on a bench because I tripped on my shoelaces, I’ve fractured fingers slamming them in car doors and falling down the stairs, and gotten a concussion scootering full speed straight into a metal pole because I wasn’t wearing my glasses.
as a little child I once let go of the chains on the swing and flew off. I hit my head on the wood thing on the edge of the playground and I don't rlly remember what happened next
I was adopted as an embryo, meaning embryo me was sitting in a freezer for 7 years before I was transfered to my mother and born. Pretty legitness idk👍
@moonbiine @thurio-edau @piigeonss no pressure lore drop
i think you won this game
Thx for the tag <3
I used to wear earrings, but after i got an infection TWICE, i now have a fear of any and all piercings
No pressure: @whatsuplin @niredsw
also @bvnnyl0v3r bc you’re interesting
I now have a beef with my chem teacher becuz i ate leftovers of my ice-cream from the break in her class🕴️
No pressure tags, y'all are interesting ilysm
@junebug99 @r0ckst4r-c0re @rot-decay-erosion @lavendermoon48 @rot-decay-erosion @lee1504 + LITERALLY ANYBODY
I went sledding and hit a speed bump then went flying and as it turned out the snow was ice and jammed my wrist and my nose was bleeding and now I’m scared of sledding.
HEHE IM SPECIAL I WAS TAGGED TWICE
(NONPRESSURE)
i have two apple related injury stories to tell.
- one time i cut myself with a plastic spoon and an apple. on the hand.
- i went through a phase a few years ago where i just wouldnt stop making apple pie. i mean- i would make apple pie every time we ran out of the previous apple pie. so one day i decided to use the apple cutter which had probably been sitting in that drawer for more than ten years. anyways, it broke and i cut my hands real bad. both of em!! i have scars on both palms to remind me never to fuck with apples. and a memory of a particularly vicious plastic spoon.
Jhoney I am concerned about you.
Uhhh i can physically remove my arm from my shoulder socket. It's not painful not do i have to grab and pull it with my other hand to do so, it's just like using a muscle. Yeah, i think it's pretty neat :]
@tallassredwood @one-chaotic-neautral + anyone else!
Oo that is neat
I've only ever cut myself accidentally with one knife, the exact same bread knife about 5 times over many years, and I have matching scars on 4 different fingers in similar positions from where I've nicked myself. Stupidly enough I still use the knife lmao
@a-being-of-pure-vitriol @theannoyingmosquitoinyourroom @boofintheboofer if anyone wants to add :)
that knife has personal beef w you 😭😭😭
okay so this one time i went skiiing and caught so much speed and i couldn’t stop and i went out of control and slammed into this treebranch in such a cartoony way like my arms and legs few past the branch but the branch was holding me back cuz it slammed my stomach yk? skis went flying wverywhere, my visiom went dark for a moment, and the impact caused the tree to drop all its snow on me. surprisngly enough i walked away from that crash with 0 injuries, not even bruises afterwards, no soreness, nothing. i was just. Very hungry, i ate more than i ever had that evening 😭😭😭
tagging all the moots again :3 as said. no pressure, you dont have to do anything if you dont wanna :3
@lonely-little-astronaut @yellows-secret-blog @laserbeamss @frogman-inator2000 @orangesideirrational @shapeshiftershenan1gans @ifyourereadingthisblinktwice @its-ya-boi-cade @ghosts-in-season @intothewastednights @hanged-man-is-trans @falloutcoys @vee-lociraptor @shark-yaoi @porpitapersecutor @nonbinarytoast @almayver @magnificentbastardanon @tumb1rprincess @fryingthepanwithapplesauce @three-gnomes-in-a-trench-coat @mossy-stormcloud @lovesicksickly + whoever else wants to drop bits of their lore!! :D
i once had an afternoon nap on a mattress in the middle of my kitchen and it was the best i've ever slept
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Headcannon - When Arthur was a kid he used to sneak into Uther’s room to steal shirts and wear them as nightwear.
He thought that a piece of clothing he wore to sleep, that smelled slightly like his father, is what a hug from Uther would feel like.
He never really found out if that was true because he had never experienced a real hug from the King.
Maybe, when he’s older and Arthur and Merlin are friends, but have obliviously feelings for each other, he steals Merlin’s neckerchief somehow. He doesn’t think or know to ask Merlin for a hug because he subconsciously thinks he’ll be rejected instantly.
So instead, he steals Merlin’s neckerchief and hides it under his pillow until night and while he’s sleeping he kind of just holds close it next to him.
and then merlin inquires about his neckerchief (he only has like three of them), and arthur pretends like he has no idea what's going on, like he as a king cannot spare the time to think about a mere neckerchief.
one day, though, he forgets to remove it from under his pillow, and merlin finds it and confronts arthur about it.
arthur tells him the story about his father as a response, too embarrassed to articulate how it corresponds to merlin's neckerchief, but merlin pieces it together very easily.
he steps forward towards arthur. they hug.
boom there i made it happy.
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Arthur: Merlin kissed me!
Leon: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Arthur: It was unbelievable!
Leon: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Gwaine: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Leon, get the wine and unplug the phone. Arthur, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Arthur: Oh, it ended very well.
Leon: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Gwaine: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Arthur: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Gwaine: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Arthur: First he started out on my waist and then they slid up and then he were in my hair.
Leon and Gwaine: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Merlin eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Morgana: Tongue?
Merlin: Yeah.
Gwen: Cool.
@laserbeamss i know this doesnt apply to the au (they would both go crazy about it) but it just made me think of it (the au) and i started giggling so just wanted to let you know
in the au it would go down something like this. (for context it would be over text)
arthur: Gwaine
arthur: What do I do?
gwaine: You'll have to be a bit more specific
arthur: Merlin and I kissed.
gwaine: FUCKING FINALLY
gwaine: Sorry
gwaine: Wdym what do you do? Make the babies I've been saying this for months!
arthur: Gwaine, I'm being serious.
gwaine: Kiss him some more. Confess your undying love i don't know?
gwaine: Oh look merlin just texted me about it too you two really are made for each other
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merlin: freya omg i kissed arthur
freya: nooo come back i thought u were the loml
freya: happy for u though
merlin: no no i am the love of ur life dw
merlin: did i mention i KISSED ARTHUR
freya: YEEESSS how was it
merlin: *insert huge rant with lots of double texting AND huge paragraphs about how perfect it was*
@trickytrick do u agree
i agree wholeheartedly but i also like to think that if Merlin and Morgana were close it would go like stated above "we kissed." "tongue?" "Yes."
yeah no ur so right. sadly they arent that close in this au but u know what this means for the arthur returns au... we'll just have to bring her back too😭 give her the redemption arc she needed😌
( at first i was actually thinking to put freya instead of arthur)
omg hello op!!
maybe i should provide some context: @trickytrick and i have a modern day merthur au that i yapped about to @theannoyingmosquitoinyourroom incessantly. the latter then saw your post and was reminded of the dynamic in that au.
i was then inspired by your post to recreate it within the au :D
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Arthur: Merlin kissed me!
Leon: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Arthur: It was unbelievable!
Leon: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Gwaine: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Leon, get the wine and unplug the phone. Arthur, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Arthur: Oh, it ended very well.
Leon: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Gwaine: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Arthur: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Gwaine: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Arthur: First he started out on my waist and then they slid up and then he were in my hair.
Leon and Gwaine: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Merlin eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Morgana: Tongue?
Merlin: Yeah.
Gwen: Cool.
@laserbeamss i know this doesnt apply to the au (they would both go crazy about it) but it just made me think of it (the au) and i started giggling so just wanted to let you know
in the au it would go down something like this. (for context it would be over text)
arthur: Gwaine
arthur: What do I do?
gwaine: You'll have to be a bit more specific
arthur: Merlin and I kissed.
gwaine: FUCKING FINALLY
gwaine: Sorry
gwaine: Wdym what do you do? Make the babies I've been saying this for months!
arthur: Gwaine, I'm being serious.
gwaine: Kiss him some more. Confess your undying love i don't know?
gwaine: Oh look merlin just texted me about it too you two really are made for each other
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merlin: freya omg i kissed arthur
freya: nooo come back i thought u were the loml
freya: happy for u though
merlin: no no i am the love of ur life dw
merlin: did i mention i KISSED ARTHUR
freya: YEEESSS how was it
merlin: *insert huge rant with lots of double texting AND huge paragraphs about how perfect it was*
@trickytrick do u agree
i agree wholeheartedly but i also like to think that if Merlin and Morgana were close it would go like stated above "we kissed." "tongue?" "Yes."
yeah no ur so right. sadly they arent that close in this au but u know what this means for the arthur returns au... we'll just have to bring her back too😭 give her the redemption arc she needed😌
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Arthur: Merlin kissed me!
Leon: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Arthur: It was unbelievable!
Leon: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Gwaine: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Leon, get the wine and unplug the phone. Arthur, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Arthur: Oh, it ended very well.
Leon: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Gwaine: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Arthur: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Gwaine: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Arthur: First he started out on my waist and then they slid up and then he were in my hair.
Leon and Gwaine: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Merlin eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Morgana: Tongue?
Merlin: Yeah.
Gwen: Cool.
@laserbeamss i know this doesnt apply to the au (they would both go crazy about it) but it just made me think of it (the au) and i started giggling so just wanted to let you know
in the au it would go down something like this. (for context it would be over text)
arthur: Gwaine
arthur: What do I do?
gwaine: You'll have to be a bit more specific
arthur: Merlin and I kissed.
gwaine: FUCKING FINALLY
gwaine: Sorry
gwaine: Wdym what do you do? Make the babies I've been saying this for months!
arthur: Gwaine, I'm being serious.
gwaine: Kiss him some more. Confess your undying love i don't know?
gwaine: Oh look merlin just texted me about it too you two really are made for each other
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merlin: freya omg i kissed arthur
freya: nooo come back i thought u were the loml
freya: happy for u though
merlin: no no i am the love of ur life dw
merlin: did i mention i KISSED ARTHUR
freya: YEEESSS how was it
merlin: *insert huge rant with lots of double texting AND huge paragraphs about how perfect it was*
@trickytrick do u agree
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some self indulgent merlin fanart for me and my friend's au 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I LOVE IT SM IT'S COMING TOGETHER SO BEAUTIFULLY!!!
@laserbeamss this is the last thing i expected to find in the wild????!!! the au!!!! yay <3
THE AU!!! i'm never actually on tumblr so thanks for tagging me bbg :,)
also YES the au IS in fact coming together amazingly!!!
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Season 1 Merlin singing Open Arms from the Epic: The Troy Saga to Arthur while teaching him the beauty of magic
Season 5 Merlin singing Monster from Epic: The Underworld Saga, sobbing as he realizes he must give up everything to protect Arthur
how very dare you (i will go cry about this forever. i'm currently in the middle of rewatching season 5 and i had to take ANOTHER break because i just got to the scene merlin says there's no place for magic in camelot and i just couldn't take it. and now this. thanks for this i WILL be pressing attempted murder charges against you)
my merthur whump brainrot ruins lives again, I’m back in business folks
actually you know what you're so real for this because most of my merthur thoughts are also whump. you're forgiven
#thinking about how#merlin had had to wonder for 1500 years if arthur accepted him bc he actually didn't think magic was evil#OR#if he just didn't want to be alone in his final hours#merlin season 6 is going to happen i say as they drag me into my room in the insane asylum#can't believe we'll never get closure
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my favorite genre of merthur photos r the ones of them that look like paintings
@laserbeamss (im suddenly getting a fuckton if merlin posts on my dash)
as u should. my fav genre on merthur photos r the gay ones (all of them)
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Season 1 Merlin singing Open Arms from the Epic: The Troy Saga to Arthur while teaching him the beauty of magic
Season 5 Merlin singing Monster from Epic: The Underworld Saga, sobbing as he realizes he must give up everything to protect Arthur
how very dare you (i will go cry about this forever. i'm currently in the middle of rewatching season 5 and i had to take ANOTHER break because i just got to the scene merlin says there's no place for magic in camelot and i just couldn't take it. and now this. thanks for this i WILL be pressing attempted murder charges against you)
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thank you for tagging me trina @goddisposez <333
rules: shuffle your on repeat playlist and add the first ten songs, then tag ten people
1. spiderwebs by no doubt
2. venus in the sea by ha vay
3. blackout by turnstile
4. wild coyote by the nude party
5. we are the people by empire of the sun
6. he wants the rain by ha vay
7. immortal by benjamin franics leftwich
8. where did i go? by shelf lives
9. hey hey my my (into the black) by neil young
10. back from the dead by house of pain
no pressure tags: @humanafterall @faggotfungus @fitzjamesbulletwound @freakvampire @bell-swamp-fitzjames @ascendent @redshirtrights @soullust @category5 @lieutgore @babisawyer + anyone else i forgot to tag or that wants to do it!!
me!!!!!!!!
1.) San Gastu Itsu Ka by plastic tree
2.)Fools are attracted to anamoly by utsu p
3.)reset by plastic tree
4.)prince of necrophilia (not sure about the producer i used yt music)
5.)idontknowwhoiambutthesexgoeson by madmans esprit
6.)umi no shizuku by existtrace
7.)hass und ignoranz by madmans esprit
8.)kuuchuu buranko by plastic tree
9.) london slag party insomnia ver by masa works design
10.)wayashino nanatsuno owaini ,also by masa
I only know this many people so anyone else is free to join^^
AAAAA KIZMITT I LOVE PLASTIC TREE AND UTSU-P
ok here are mine!!!!! (i've got 3 playlists i repeat constantly so ill just choose my vkei one)
1.Au Revior - Malice Mizer
2. Ojamashimasu- Mamireta
3. Mayonaka ni Kawashita Yakusoku - Malice Mizer
4. Moon Light - Buck-Tick
5. Melty Love - Shazna
6. Kaebin - Gulu Gulu
7. Hunted Dog - Hitchcock
8. Eternally Beyond - Moi Dix Mois
9. Babylo - Közi
10. Omocha no Miisha - Noir Fleurir
@altocat @prismaticpichu @wowa-bublord @foreststarflaime @voiddraws @theghostavocadoe @caprart1 @heraldofcrow @mae-the-gay-nerd and anybody else!!!! <3
FUN!
1- Deceptacon - Le Tigre
2- Everlong - Foo Fighters
3- the perfect pair - beebadoobee
4- Blue Hair - TV Girl
5- Genesis - Grimes
6- A Pearl - Mitski
7- Me and my husband - Mitski
8- Lovers rock - TV Girl
9- Real Man - beebadoobee
10- Heart to Heart - Mac DeMarco
yippee i love songs
1. kiss her you fool — kids that fly
2. hooves — sir chloe
3. the line — twenty-one pilots
4. becoming the lastnames — will wood
5. twin sized mattress — the front bottoms
6. ARE WE STILL FRIENDS? — tyler, the creator
7. fantastic — king princess
8. the hand that feeds — the crane wives
9. scars — the crane wives
10. bootleg firecracker — middle kids
I DONT THINK I KNOW TEN PEOPLE ON THIS HELLSITE @fryingthepanwithapplesauce @masterofthehouse47 @silliesworld @sara-is-balling @pretzlgldpoisson @preciselypetra
alrighty!!
1. overcompensate- 21p
2. drunk space pirate- mechs
3. It's Not A Game/It's Just A Ride- rtc
4. otonoke- creepy nuts
5. navigating- 21p
6. frankenstein- mechs
7. november- sparkbird
8. main menu- bell kalengar
9. mulberry street- 21p
10. peacemaker- mechs
and... I FINALLY MADE MY MOOT TAG LIST!! all the peeps I have interacted with beyond following besides ones who already reblogged
@onyxlikestoyap @nonbinarytoast @silliesworld @pretzlgldpoisson @mushroominawaterbottle @izzythedemigod @erisaxolotl @eldritchcats @a-sad-rat @theannoyingmosquitoinyourroom @seven-winged-liar @sara-is-balling @punkgeorgewashington @micr0wavejuice
mootsies lemme know if y'all don't want me tag ya
okay letsgoooo :3 uhh i just shuffled my favourites playlist cuz i dont want this list to be just epic musical songs (thats. literally almost the only thing ive been listening to for the past three weeks)
1. taxidermy - palmyra
2. alexander hamilton - hamilton musical cast
3. poker face - lady gaga
4. it’s alright - mother mother
5. the world was wide enough - hamilton musical cast
6. your obedient servant - hamltion musical cast (my shuffle apparently decided its a hamilton day today 😭😭😭😭😭)
7. mr spock - nerf herder (my star trek is showing)
8. copacabana (at the copa) - barry manilow
9. indragostit (desi n-am vrut) - smiley (dont come @me for this one bc its cringe. idc, its a sweet song)
10. rasputin - boney m.
this is SUCH. a chaotic list with surprisingly no 21p, will wood or epic musical songs even tho i have loads of those ahahhahah (my shuffle is hiding them from me nooo give them back!!!!!!)
anyway uhhh tagging the little guys!!!! (feel free to ignore this is u dont wanna do it, theres no pressure to do anything u dont want to <3 ) (also if someone in particular doesnt like to be tagged pls pls tell me so i wont do it again <3)
@lonely-little-astronaut @yellows-secret-blog @laserbeamss @frogman-inator2000 @orangesideirrational @shapeshiftershenan1gans @ifyourereadingthisblinktwice @its-ya-boi-cade @ghosts-in-season @intothewastednights @hanged-man-is-trans @falloutcoys @vee-lociraptor @shark-yaoi @porpitapersecutor @nonbinarytoast @one-chaotic-neautral @almayver @magnificentbastardanon @tumb1rprincess @three-gnomes-in-a-trench-coat
also if you see this and just wanna join in, pls do :D
shuffled my on repeat playlist
1. two princes - spin doctors
2. custer - slipknot
3. chihiro - billie eilish
4. soldier, poet, king - the oh hellos
5. timeless - the weeknd & playboi carti
6. prada - cassö, raye, d-block europe
7. i fear premature death but you look hot smoking cigarettes - dellaxoz
8. you make me sick! - ashnikko
9. strangers - ethel cain
10. stella splendens - vox vulgaris
yeah that about sums up my music taste i'm ngl
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I miss march fifteenth
@laserbeamss BAGHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
do u think ceezer i mean caesar would have liked this
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TIA = The ides approach. BAK= bring a knife.
@laserbeamss basically us
lmao = let mark antony orate (this one's better than the lms one, in my opinion)
idc = i demolished caesar
btw = brutus the wrong(ed)