Perpetually Late to the Party

I GET KNOCKED UP

BUT I GET UP AGAIN

if u are ever stuck in a story u need to remembr that a piece of paper is quite generously proportioned in the x and y directions. so if you tryto escape a story by living it youll keep going and going a long time and never make it out. but in the z direction it is tightly limkted. so you simply need to stack stories on stories on stories until the page bursts and you r free. scheherazade knew this

They/them pussy

nonbinary cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<>>

I was curious about this, not because I was surprised the cat was "neither male nor female" but because I was surprised this is a "first". I mean, intersex cats exist. Any time an apparently male cat is tortie/calico, for example, that's an intersex animal, probably XXY.

Turns out, though, that this kitty is very rare - they have no external genitals, and vets can find no evidence of internal reproductive organs either. So yeah, fair enough, I've literally never heard of an animal being born like that! Isn't nature something?

(Xユーザーのへーべーさん: 「もうタチになってもいいや https://t.co/aIkDbF9DHl」 / Xから)

bugs is…. shrimp????

Looking respectfully (yearning disrespectfully though)

pisses me off when libs are like "sighhhh mrs harris... the one that got away...." like no bitch we're in this situation because she was bad at her job. how do you fucking lose to "I have concepts of a plan", how do you suck that bad as a candidate that you lose the popular vote to "when I'm president I'm gonna make everything moooore expensive"

if it were me and I had taken that fat of an L, I would've disemboweled myself during my concession speech out of sheer embarrassment in the hope that people would be too distracted talking about that to discuss how much of a fucking worthless loser I am

Hilary Clinton went into hiding for like, a year after losing to trump. She won the popular vote and still went into hiding. Kamala lost 15 million of Biden’s base, and Kamala is already out saying “Well I told you so.” I genuinely still don’t think she is aware this is on her.

It’s so crazy that Luke Skywalker thought his dad was just some freighter pilot and yet also claimed to be a podracing fan how did he not think to look at the records and see his dad was the only human to ever win the Boonta Eve Classic the legend who defeated the great Sebulba #FakeFan

Luke: Hey this pod racer who was the only human to win the Boonta Eve Classic has the same last name as me.

Uncle Owen: he's your third cousin stop asking questions don't look into what he did after that

I really love this idea that Tatooine, a place that seems to operate primarily on casino logic at all times and is essentially owned by the mafia, would have extensive publicly accessible records of the possibly semi-illegal racing competitions dating back decades, including the first and last name of the 9-year-old child slave who was allowed to compete (as opposed to the name of the person who owned him or sponsored him) LOL

Movie so bad jack black committed mid recording and they left it in

Omg I love that they actually drew the lab 🤣

these are actual diagnoses from my dr appt today

ive collected all four

keep yourself cute!

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