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@lavalamplava

Lee-27-They/Any-Plural | Kindom hearts heavy blog to keep me sane, Stobotnic to keep me crazy

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

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don’t quote me on this but i’m starting to think that having a smug ironic detachment from all aspects of human experience might not be totally healthy

... having a smug ironic detachment from all aspects of human experience might not be totally healthy

girlnephew

OP actually thinks that worrying about one's health is worth anyone's time

in a world where everything sucks and we're all going to die.

where else on the internet are you going to get bad faith readings of posts this mundane

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

why didnt obi wan introduce anakin to system of a down like my dad did when he sensed a darkness in me. i cant stand catholics

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

excuse me, no I wasn't???

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

i actually need light yagami to be in therapy because i think it would be very funny and also very real™. i think he'd be utterly delusional and in denial about everything. he's like ok yeah i am aware of 'depression' but i only cry for six hours every day because i'm letting excess water out of my body so that doesn't apply to me. you are telling me about 'bipolar disorder' but being awake for days at a time makes me really productive so i fail to see why this is a problem. my friends and loved ones say i'm the normalist.

'sayu is begging me to go to therapy because it's fun for her. it's like a hobby. we all enjoy it.'

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